We have a fun one for you today, dear listeners. Matt Cole joins us on a trip to the land of mediocre furniture and tasty meatballs, Sweden. We're talking about Clark Olofsson, a man renowned for his charm, charisma, and hatred for staying inside a prison. It seems like all this guy did was get sent to prison, escape, repeat. With plenty of shootings and robberies in between. Enjoy!

It's time for another trip to the great white north, dear listeners. Today we're talking about something Canadians do almost as well as us here in America, fucked up bikers. Wayne Kellestine is not what you would call, a good person. But what he lacks in decency, he more than makes up for with hurting people. Wait, that's not better. Ok, he's a giant piece of shit. Anyways, enjoy!

Well, dear listeners. You asked for him, and now you got him. Christopher Dorner lived a pretty simple life, then became a champion of the people. Or a psychopath. Really depends on how you feel about the police I suppose. But either way, it's undeniable that he became an internet sensation given that he spawned a ton of memes and quotes, and a couple of them were actually decent. Also, best manifesto. Hands down. As always, enjoy!

Another entry in the book of Eastern European garbage names for you today, dear listeners. Our man of the hour, Jozef Rohac, has lived one hell of a life. And man does his story veer off into a direction I did not expect it to go when we starting out, but it is a pretty great story. Also, there should be some accent marks or whatever in that name, but I refuse to respect whatever terrible language it is that uses them. Anyways, enjoy!

Today we make a return to Australia to talk about a group we've overlooked a bit, the aborigines. Specifically Jimmy Governor. He tried to make the best of his life, but was often the subject of mockery and mistreatment due to his aborigineness, or whatever you'd call it. Now I don't want to give away the end, but that mistreatment does come back to bite some people in the ass. Enjoy!

We're closing out the week with a good old fashioned cowboy story for you, dear listeners. We're talking about Sam Bass, an outlaw who admittedly was almost more legend than man. In fact, his reputation was so hyped up that influenced the actions of the lawmen tracking him down. And his story crossed the Atlantic at a time when people got all their news from some guy on a horse. But now we have the internet, so you can kick back and enjoy!

Well, we certainly have an episode for you today, dear listeners. Gwen Graham and Cathy wood, a shittier pair of murderous lesbians I've never seen before. These two may have had real shitty upbringings, I say may because nobody really knows because in addition to their love of murder and bad poetry, they also love lying their gross tits off. Either way, it's still no excuse for, ya know, murder. Anyways, give the episode a listen and join us in making fun of these two garbage monsters, and enjoy!

Continuing with our accidental theme of the week, we have another badass dude that led his people in killing a whole bunch of other people for the freedom of their nation. Mustafa Kemal Ataturk kicked ass for a long time, then saw an opportunity to create an independent Turkey, and boy did he seize that opportunity. This guy's life was dope, so give the episode a listen and enjoy!

Today we're going back to Haiti, before it was named Haiti though, to talk about Jean-Jacques Dessalines, one of the most important people involved in the revolution that broke the country free from the French. Which was not only a huge moment in history for the Caribbean, but had a ripple effect that impacted several other countries, including America. Also, even as far as revolutions go it was pretty fucking brutal. Enjoy!

Today we're talking about Jozef Gabcik, one badass Czechoslavakian. Or Slavic? Czech maybe? I don't know, it's all kind of a mess around the time we're talking about due to being conquered. When old Adolf Hitler came a-knocking in his part of Europe he knocked back. It took a minute but he managed to accomplish something nobody else did during World War 2. Enjoy!