Let Us Be Idiots

Segment 1: A recorded phone call between Matteo Pascale and John LoCicero, aka Big Chief.

Segment 2: "LOST MEDIA" of Collum Tyrrell & Phil 987's Theme Song.

Back-to-back interviews with two of the first winners to placeat The Crooklyn Comedy Film Festival 2026: Starting with John Semerad, director of Stuck At The Spaceport and winner for Best Animation. The podcast’s Back-to-back interview is followed by Chavell Crofford, director of BOSS SH!#, who won Best American Feature Film. The final section is the ripped audio of Matteo Pascale 2024 student film Surviving Borat.

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.

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All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629

Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/Matteo Pascale's Website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Everyone featured on this episode, recorded by Matteo Pascale: Jon Doe and his comrade Jerome, Ben Siy-Hian, Sean Howard,Jordan Raybould, and Chris Cheney.

Section 1: Matteo Pascale finally got around to trashing Dr. Phil. 

Section 2:  Abridged Audio from The Rip Van Winkle Effect, only presenting the informational material. This leads into the podcast host, Matteo Pascale, going into greater detail about his interest in The Golding Institute. 

Section 3: Contains recorded audio from Matteo Pascale’s archive, originally done in November 2016, finally repackaged. That archived audio focuses on political beliefs from socialist Jon Doe and his comrade Jerome. It's followed by commentary assembled by Matteo Pascale to close out the sections. 

Section 4: Dialogues from previous episodes recycled, because they’re that funny. In this order: Matteo Pascale and Ben Siy-Hian sarcastically interview Ben's roommate, Sean Howard, about strange dietary and eating habits. One could say Sean's eating habits are comparable to those of a religious fundamentalist in a cult. Followed by "Candy Confidence," which is truly laugh-out-loud funny and features Chris Cheney and Jordan Raybould.

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.

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All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629

Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Everyone featured on this episode, recorded by Matteo Pascale: Jon Doe and his comrade Jerome, Ben Siy-Hian, Sean Howard, Jordan Raybould, and Chris Cheney.

Section 1: Matteo Pascale finally got around to trashing Dr. Phil. 

Section 2: Abridged Audio from The Rip Van Winkle Effect, only presenting the informational material. This leads into the podcast host, Matteo Pascale, going into greater detail about his interest in The Golding Institute. 

Section 3: Contains recorded audio from Matteo Pascale’s archive, originally done in November 2016, finally repackaged. That archived audio focuses on political beliefs from socialist Jon Doe and his comrade Jerome. It's followed by commentary assembled by Matteo Pascale to close out the sections. 

Section 4: Dialogues from previous episodes recycled, becausethey’re that funny. In this order: Matteo Pascale and Ben Siy-Hian sarcastically interview Ben's roommate, Sean Howard, about strange dietary and eating habits. One could say Sean's eating habits are comparable to those of a religious fundamentalist in a cult. Followed by "Candy Confidence," which is truly laugh-out-loud funny and features Chris Cheney and Jordan Raybould.

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.***

All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

These are all the appearances Matteo Pascale made on The Ryan Show FM, compiled in chronological order. It is a weekly radio program hosted by radio broadcaster Ryan Verneville along with Mr. Cheeks of the iconic hip-hop group Lost Boyz and Hamptons Dave.

The full unabridged version is available on www.crooklyncomedy.com

This slightly Abridged Version had the following music samples as listed: CUT OUT:

C.R.E.A.M. - El Michels Affair

El Michels Affair - C.R.E.A.M - El Michels Affair

Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Jimi Hendrix

Forest Green - Odd Future

Forest Green (feat. Mike G) - Odd Future

Segment 1: The Fear of 13: Aftermath & Review of Such Things.

Segment 2: Presenting the ripped audio from “CRAIGHEAD's SCREENING: The Matteo Pascale Cut” video with a brief addendum from its director, Steve Girard.

Segment 3: Matteo Pascale talks to Scott McDonell, a Democrat elected official who currently serves as the County Clerk in Dane County, Wisconsin.

Segment 4: The Unhinged Compilation of 1992Presidential Candidate Ross Perot.

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.

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All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629

Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website: https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

These are all the appearances Matteo Pascale made on The Ryan Show FM, compiled in chronological order. It is a weekly radio program hosted by radio broadcaster Ryan Vernevillealong with Mr. Cheeks of the iconic hip-hop group Lost Boyz and Hamptons Dave.

In this episode of Let Us Be Idiots, the following content in this exact order begins with the Mocking MS Now segment. Quickly followed by a phone call between Matteo Pascale and John LoCicero, aka Big Chief. Which began about the St. Patrick’s DayParade, only to become The Twilight Zone. Matteo Pascale givesan on-air film review of My Father’s Dairies, directed by Ado Hasanović, which was screened at MEDFILM FESTIVAL IN NEW YORK, hosted by THE ITALIAN CULTURAL INSTITUTE. The film review concludes with audio of Matteo Pascale asking two questions during the Q&A after the screening at The Italian Cultural Institute to the director, Ado Hasanović, about his film My Father’s Dairies. This episode closes out with what was live on the street and recorded in Tompkins Square Park, featuring Steve Girard and Phil 987, which is the perfect blend of what makes Let Us Be Idiots so original. Steve Girard discussed his latest film, ‘CRAIGHEAD.’

Crediting the many individuals featured on this episode in order: Nicky Petito, John LoCicero aka Big Chief, Ado Hasanović, Steve Girard, and Phil 987. 

'CRAIGHEAD's World Premiere will be on May 7th, 2026,at 8:00 pm at Essence Bar & Grill (1662 Atlantic Ave) in Brooklyn, New York. 21+ Free Admission

and COME SPEND A NIGHT ON THE TOWN with three subterranean Siamese ground-dwellers! Flanked by his two brutish brothers, each lacking what the other possesses only in scraps, a tenderloin triplet must reach beyond his armless grasp in the pursuit of Liberty. Don't step over this cracked grimeybottle... there's lightning in it! (Runtime 16 min)

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.

***All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/

letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

The episode’s title says it all.

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.

***

All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629

Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

This Let Us Be Idiots episode begins with a short monologue from Matteo Pascale, providing all the extra details of the gag segment, which was already made public, titled “Bad Bunny "Goya Dick" and Common Sense.” That Let Us Be Idiots clip wasreleased as soon as possible and featured Let Us Be idiots recurring persona Big Chief aka John LoCicero. The rest of the episode consists of several very funny hot-button topics discussed between Bret Raybould and Matteo Pascale.

Bret Raybould's upcoming show & tickets LINK:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/staged-table-read-performance-of-our-upcoming-movie-know-it-all-tickets-1983575759493?aff=oddtdtcreator

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Outro Rap lyrics were written and performed by @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale.

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All other content can be found on the website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website:

https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Now officially a month into the newish series, "Thursday Rewind," where Matteo Pascale displays podcast appearances from past years. To present in various ways. Regarding this appearance on The Slant. Matteo Pascale has, in the past, presented a few times within podcast episodes of Let Us Be Idiots, but never solely "reblogged" this content as a stand-alone. In this "Thursday Rewind," Matteo Pascale compiled everything worth “relogging” regarding his appearance on this episode of The Slant. Which all happened at the legendary pub, Irish Haven in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. Took place on November 21st, 2017, roughly. Featuring comedians Sal Coladonato, Rob Cardazone, Greg Cardazone, Farooq Hussain, Mike Bocchetti, Joe Pally, [REDACTED], Reverend Sal, Nick Carra, Matteo Pascale, Kevin Seamon, and Joe Annarumma. Of course, all the listed names were copied and pasted straight from the source: “Slant Radio, Ep 135- Live From Irish Haven,” and Matteo Pascale’s ARCHIVE.

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All other content can be found on the website: https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/

Crooklyn Comedy and Let Us Be Idiots Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=66644629

Social media links:

Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatteoPascale

Crooklyn Comedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrooklynComedy

Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedianmatteopascale/

Crooklyn Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crooklyncomedy/

Let Us Be Idiots Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letusbeidiots/

Matteo Pascale's Website:https://www.crooklyncomedy.com/