L'Étranger Podcast

Before France, there was Gaul.

Long before the France of Joan of Arc, Napoleon, or the Revolution, the territory we now call France was home to something older and wilder. A patchwork of Celtic tribes, Druid priests, and hilltop fortresses. A world that had existed for centuries. And a world that was about to be destroyed.

In 52 BC, Julius Caesar was eight years into his conquest of Gaul. He had played the tribes against each other, rewarded collaborators and annihilated rebels, and by the spring of that year most of Gaul was under Roman control. What he had not anticipated was that the Gauls would unite. Under a single commander. And nearly beat him.

Vercingetorix is one of the most extraordinary figures in ancient history. A chieftain who did what nobody had managed before, persuaded the warring tribes of Gaul to set aside generations of rivalry and fight together. Who devised a strategy that came within reach of defeating the greatest general Rome ever produced. Who forced Caesar to build two walls and fight on two fronts simultaneously, just to beat him.

And who spent six years in a Roman dungeon before being paraded through the streets of Rome in chains on the day of Caesar's triumph.

He was at most thirty years old.

But this episode is also about what happened next. About how Vercingetorix was virtually forgotten for nearly two thousand years. About how Napoleon III built a statue of him with his own face on it. About how the Third Republic embedded him into the French school curriculum as the founding father of France. And about the deep irony at the heart of all of it, that the man claimed as France's founding father was fighting against the very forces that actually created France.

In this episode:

• Gaul before Caesar, the tribes, the Druids, and the world Rome was about to destroy
• Julius Caesar, who he was, what he needed, and why he came to Gaul
• Vercingetorix, what we know, what we don't, and why Caesar couldn't diminish him even in defeat
• The scorched earth strategy and why it nearly worked
• Gergovia: the battle Caesar lost and tried to move past quickly
• Alesia: the double siege that ended Gaul
• The surrender, the dungeon, and the triumph
• Nearly two thousand years of obscurity
• Napoleon III, the statue, and the myth-making
• The Third Republic, Ernest Lavisse, and "nos ancêtres les Gaulois"
• King Arthur, Victorian England, and why nations reach back for founding myths
• The irony at the heart of the French national story

Music
Gnossiennes No.1 by Erik Satie, performed by Chase Coleman. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence.

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He served a king he privately considered inadequate. Outmanoeuvred a queen mother who thought she had destroyed him. Crushed the most powerful nobles in France, starved a city into submission, and rebuilt French power from the ground up.

You probably know Cardinal Richelieu from Alexandre Dumas. The cold, scheming villain in the black robes, pulling strings while the Musketeers blunder around being honourable. It is one of the great villain portraits in literature.

It is also almost entirely unfair.

In this episode, we tell the full story of Armand Jean du Plessis, the minor nobleman from Poitou who became the most powerful man in Europe. From his unlikely rise through the Church, to the treacherous politics of Marie de Medici's regency, to eighteen years as Chief Minister of France during which he remade the country entirely.

In this episode:

• Henri IV's assassination and the fragile world Richelieu inherits
• Marie de Medici's regency: her complexity, her favourites, and the resentment she created
• Richelieu's rise, fall, and patient return to power
• His four promises to Louis XIII: and how he kept every one of them
• The siege of La Rochelle and the wall he built across the sea
• The execution of Montmorency and the breaking of noble power
• The Day of the Dupes: the moment everything nearly ended
• The intelligence network, the plots, and how he destroyed his enemies from his deathbed
• His foreign policy: funding Protestant armies as a Catholic cardinal
• The Académie Française and his extraordinary cultural legacy
• The verdict: villain or visionary?

Music Gnossiennes No.1 by Erik Satie, performed by Chase Coleman. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence. 

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A teenage girl from a village no one had heard of walks into a royal court and tells the King of France she has been sent by God to save his kingdom.

He listens.

In the spring of 1429, Joan of Arc arrived at the court of the embattled dauphin Charles with an impossible mission: lift the siege of Orléans, lead him through enemy territory, and deliver him to Reims to be crowned King of France. She was seventeen years old, had no military training, no title, and no right to be in any room she walked into.

She did it anyway.

This episode tells the full story of Joan of Arc, from her extraordinary journey from Domrémy to the court at Chinon, through the siege of Orléans and the decisive victory at Patay, to the coronation at Reims and the slow betrayal that followed. And it tells the story of what happened when the most powerful legal and theological minds in Europe tried to destroy her, and discovered they couldn't do it honestly.

In this episode:

• The Hundred Years War and how France found itself on the brink of collapse
• The University of Paris and why Joan was an ideological threat as much as a military one
• What it meant to be a woman in fifteenth century France, and what Joan faced before she ever reached a battlefield
• The siege of Orléans and the battle that turned the tide of the war
• The victory at Patay: Agincourt in reverse
• The march through Burgundian territory and the coronation at Reims
• Charles VII: the king she made, and how he repaid her
• The capture at Compiègne and whether Joan was betrayed
• Pierre Cauchon and the rigged trial at Rouen
• The cedula fraud and how they manufactured her downfall
• The nullification trial, and the convenient timing of Charles VII's conscience

Music Gnossiennes No.1 by Erik Satie, performed by Chase Coleman. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence. Pavane Op.50 by Gabriel Fauré. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence. When I Am Laid in Earth (Dido's Lament) by Henry Purcell. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence.

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A king is put on trial by his own people. And in his final moments, he turns to an Irishman.

In January 1793, Louis XVI stood before the National Convention, accused not just of crimes, but of betraying the nation itself.

What followed was one of the most extraordinary political moments in modern history. A trial where the verdict seemed inevitable, but the arguments were anything but. Where law, revolution and survival collided in full view of the world.

And where the final decision, whether the king should live or die, came down to a vote that was far closer than most people realise.

At the centre of it all is a quieter, stranger story. In his final hours, the King of France placed his trust not in a minister, a nobleman or even a fellow Frenchman, but in Henry Essex Edgeworth the foreign priest who would hear his confession, accompany him to the scaffold, and hold his hand at the very end.

This episode tells the story of the trial, the execution, and the Irishman who stood beside the king as the blade fell.

In this episode:

• The context of the French Revolution, Louis XVI's attempts to be a constitutional monarch, before fleeing for the border.
• Why the revolutionaries debated whether Louis XVI should be tried at all 
•  The arguments of Maximilien Robespierre and Louis Antoine de Saint-Just
•  The discovery of the armoire de fer and the evidence against the king 
•  How the trial unfolded inside the National Convention 
•  The vote on life or death and how close it really was 
•  The king’s final hours, final words, and final walk to the scaffold 
•  The role of Henry Essex Edgeworth, the Irishman at the centre of the story 
•  What the execution meant for France and Europe

Music

Gnossiennes by Erik Satie, performed by Chase Coleman
 Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence

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The war that reshaped Europe began with a diplomatic insult and ended with the collapse of an empire.

In 1870, France and Prussia went to war. Within months, Napoleon III was captured, Paris was under siege, and a new German Empire had been proclaimed in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles.

In this opening episode, we explore the causes, course and consequences of the Franco-Prussian War. From Bismarck’s calculated provocation to the catastrophic defeat at Sedan, this is the story of how a short war transformed the balance of power in Europe and helped create the modern world.

In this episode:

•  Why the war began 
•  How quickly France collapsed 
•  What it meant for Germany and Europe 

Music: Gnossiennes by Erik Satie, performed by Chase Coleman. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence.

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