Before France, there was Gaul.
Long before the France of Joan of Arc, Napoleon, or the Revolution, the territory we now call France was home to something older and wilder. A patchwork of Celtic tribes, Druid priests, and hilltop fortresses. A world that had existed for centuries. And a world that was about to be destroyed.
In 52 BC, Julius Caesar was eight years into his conquest of Gaul. He had played the tribes against each other, rewarded collaborators and annihilated rebels, and by the spring of that year most of Gaul was under Roman control. What he had not anticipated was that the Gauls would unite. Under a single commander. And nearly beat him.
Vercingetorix is one of the most extraordinary figures in ancient history. A chieftain who did what nobody had managed before, persuaded the warring tribes of Gaul to set aside generations of rivalry and fight together. Who devised a strategy that came within reach of defeating the greatest general Rome ever produced. Who forced Caesar to build two walls and fight on two fronts simultaneously, just to beat him.
And who spent six years in a Roman dungeon before being paraded through the streets of Rome in chains on the day of Caesar's triumph.
He was at most thirty years old.
But this episode is also about what happened next. About how Vercingetorix was virtually forgotten for nearly two thousand years. About how Napoleon III built a statue of him with his own face on it. About how the Third Republic embedded him into the French school curriculum as the founding father of France. And about the deep irony at the heart of all of it, that the man claimed as France's founding father was fighting against the very forces that actually created France.
In this episode:
- Gaul before Caesar, the tribes, the Druids, and the world Rome was about to destroy
- Julius Caesar, who he was, what he needed, and why he came to Gaul
- Vercingetorix, what we know, what we don't, and why Caesar couldn't diminish him even in defeat
- The scorched earth strategy and why it nearly worked
- Gergovia: the battle Caesar lost and tried to move past quickly
- Alesia: the double siege that ended Gaul
- The surrender, the dungeon, and the triumph
- Nearly two thousand years of obscurity
- Napoleon III, the statue, and the myth-making
- The Third Republic, Ernest Lavisse, and "nos ancêtres les Gaulois"
- King Arthur, Victorian England, and why nations reach back for founding myths
- The irony at the heart of the French national story
Music
Gnossiennes No.1 by Erik Satie, performed by Chase Coleman. Recording sourced from IMSLP under Creative Commons licence.
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