Buenos Dias, Guten Tag, and Valar Morghulis.  

This week the guys take a crack at language learning apps by rebranding the original: The Rosetta Stone.  Not the actual stone, but the language learning service.  Immerse yourself in all that they have to offer you on your own personal quest to learn a new language.  We are certain that Rosetta Stone will not only be more affordable after they implement our ideas, but the entire service will be more fun and easier to use.  

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Long ago there was a prophecy which stated the very planes Boeing manufactured would begin falling out of the sky.  The only hope to quell this madness would be the arrival of the Lord of the Skies, the one true employee who has the power to lift this business up out of the depths of their own destruction and restructure the company so they may soar above us once more.  

This week the guys rebrand Boeing from the inside by fielding employee complaints via Glassdoor, and offering their services on how to restructure the business for maximum success.  Or how to create such a state of disarray that The Lord of the Skies will have no choice but to save Boeing. 

Beauty pageants are long overdue for a face-lift. With each of the boys having personal experience in beauty pageants, you know you're in for a hard-hitting episode.

 The best way to fight a ghost? With another ghost. Learn how to protect your dojo from home invaders with honor and large rocks, and maybe a wall of drones. Also carrying large rocks. 

Big news from our Marketing Rockstar, a free acting lesson, sibling updates and more await you as the boys fix Movie Theaters in this weeks episode. 

Top 5 things that keep people out of the theater: Thanos, the cleanliness, the prices for food, the temperature of the theater, and other people.  We fix all that and more today.  We'll Be Billing You. 

Uber and Uber Eats have a few problems that prevent our recommendation to the general populace. We help fix those problems, letting the public know that it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

As the second half of our Goths vs Preps episode, we talk about how to change the brand image of Abercrombie and Fitch by not simply targeting the cool teens. Game of Thrones spoilers (seasons 1-7) ahead! 

When a senior citizen's newest greeter gig is at Hot Topic, that pretty much makes them a verified Igor. The boys help this brand position itself against its greatest mall-based foe: the Preps.

This week on Let's Bring Them In, the boys help re-brand the near universally-reviled Ticketmaster by embracing their BDSM roots. Also featured on the show is guest musician Alex Berka!