Let's Call It Nothing

Today, we're wrapping up the Twilight Saga with the last bit of Breaking Dawn. This episode features rage bait, suspicious sounding aliases, the vampire group chat, the Volturi synchronized swimming, and a fight scene that doesn't happen.

We also reveal what we are covering next season! New episodes will be coming later this summer!

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Today we're covering more of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is a professional vampire; Renesmee is a creepy toddler; Alice is a klutz; Edward would cry if he could; Jacob reveals himself to Charlie; and basically, the world is full of things.

Next week, we will be wrapping up Breaking Dawn!

Today, we are continuing our discussion of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer by wrapping up Part II. Emmett is Goldilocks; Edward could've been an asset in sooo much scientific research; everyone needs to LEAVE LEAH ALONE; someone questions "is this play about us?"; Rigatoni arrives "Alien Style"; and we can't get past what Stephenie did.

For the next two weeks, we will be wrapping up on Breaking Dawn.

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We're back with Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Seth and Edward are besties; Edward and Bella do the damn thing; Bella finally gets what she wants; vampires are silly; there's some plot convenience and misremembering; and Edward makes an awkward proposition.

Next week, we will be covering the rest of part 2!

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Today, we're back with the "Greatest Love Story of All Time"! (This time, its not Twilight...). Listen as Peyton rants about the 2026 "adaptation" of Wuthering Heights and all of its misguided obscurity and misplaced hype.

NEXT WEEK, we will (finally) be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer!

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We're back! And we're here to yap and catch up. In this episode, we discuss the ice storm of 2026, how birds aren't real, the slump of the century, Peyton's fun facts, the Winter Olympics, Bridgerton, and true crime documentaries. Basically, it's always unsolicited, AND it all comes back to holes.

Next week, Peyton will be ranting about Wuthering Heights. Then, we'll be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.

In today's episode, we are wrapping up Eclipse. Basically, we hate everyone. Jacob makes his big confession; Bella takes a huge L; Edward is the pettiest; and family game night at the Cullens would be wild.

Our coverage of Breaking Dawn will be coming very soon! In the meantime, you can keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Today we're talking about our 2026 goals and Ch. 14-20 of Eclipse. This year, we're focusing on finding books we love and setting up for new ventures. In the Twilight universe, everyone's taking some L's, but we're most disappointed in Charlie. Bella has an outfit crisis and is still a bad friend. Jacob can't understand the word "no". Jasper is simply a pragmatist. And Edward is just an old soul.

Next week, we will finally be wrapping up Eclipse.

Today, we're discussing our 2025 wrapped! From favorite shows, movies, and docuseries to favorite books, books that surprised us, and all the disappointments--we're not sure if the year was memorable, but it sure happened!

Next week, we will be discussing chapters Eclipse chapter 14-20.

Welcome to the cottage! And the Upside Down? Today, Reba and Caitlin are discussing their current obsessions: Heated Rivalry and the final season of Stranger Things. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. (But also...we might've gotten the ending wrong...)

Next week, we will be diving into our 2026 goals and 2025 wrap up. Then, we will be finishing up Eclipse!