Let’s Get Bread

This week on Let's Get Bread, everyone's favorite ring-obsessed icon joins us to discuss adjusting to life in Los Angeles, the shocking state of modern men, dating apps, influencer culture, creepy DMs, Erewhon, therapy, and why the Valley is somehow worse than Mordor.

It's our most unhinged episode yet with filled with enough precious moments to make even Sauron hit subscribe. If you see a Gollum in real life, do not approach it. Turn around and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

This week the boys reconnect with an old flame. The one who got away. The one woman we've ever seen where we just knew: this girl has IT. And the dame in question is Jamie Wang! We discuss cultural differences, how bad American Chinese food is, comedy in your second language, New York, and the Immigrant Experience (TM). Now go on, be good boys and girls and follow her @jamiewangcomedy! Broaden your horizons!

In the age where it's all too easy to get lost in the crowd, some people overcorrect and become pick-me's. The phenomenon of the pick-me is one we're unfortunately all too familiar with, and one that's not going anywhere anytime soon. The boys sit down with Tik Tok titan Danisha Carter (@danisha.carter) to talk about what makes a pick-me, how to recover if you become one, and what  can happen if pick-me syndrome goes untreated. So don't let your loved ones become lolcows; tune in and find out what's really driving the pick-me plague before it's too late.

Fellas, is it gay to have heroes? This week the boys dive into heroes. The worship, the disillusionment, and what happens when your heroes become the villain. (Lookin’ at you, Roseanne Barr.) Join us as we crack open a complicated topic and discover just what would REALLY turn Everett off from Azealia Banks permanently, and why it’s kind of ok to have a hero, just don’t be weird about it.

True crime! Who's got it, who wants it? Turns out Everett doesn't, and Lucas loves it. We talk splashy, sensationalized, serialized murder cases. The ones that get the Ryan Murphy treatment and the ones that don't-- Chris Watts, Aileen Wuornos, Kaitlin Armstrong, McKenzie Shirilla, and of course, Dahmer. Whichever your favorite guilty pleasure or verdict was, chances are you should talk to Lucas about it because this episode gave Everett a case of the sads. Strap in!

This week the boys ask: are the men lonely enough? What's happened to men, why are they, what drives them, and where were they on January 6th? We explore what it means to perform straightness, blurring the lines of seggsuality, who's more likely to do the dishes, how bad modern fashion has led to more crushes on straight men per capita than any other period before.

With Father's Day behind us, the boys talk fathers: who's got 'em, who's going to be one, and who regrets seeing Pulp Fiction at 10 years old. Hop in as we reminisce about driving milk trucks and maseratis, hockey practice and the war, and discuss who's crabby and why. 

The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices. 

You never get a second chance to make a first impression, and boy have the boys made some real bad first impressions over the years. We discuss first impressions of each other (gay, conventional, unfriendly) first dates, sets, and job interviews, and whether or not you really ought to put a lot of stock in your first impressions of people you might come to love or hate.

This week the boys dive into the mysterious and wonderful world of dames with certified dames expert, Nina Dicker! We discuss the female orgasm, flared bases, nickel allergies, and the one SIMPLE trick YOU can use to make YOUR dame bust! We go deep this week, and it may get a little sensual as we cover owning your pleasure, gendered power dynamics, and take a stab at the age old question: What IS squirt, anyway?