Let's Get Down to Business

Time to burn down the house. Are we bingable yet? Kevin's down with drowning doorknobs. What ARE Tweedle Dee and Dum? Mary Anne's a bitch. Lewis Carroll photographing little girls? We can't even... Stephanie tries to out debate kevin. Our short is Figaro and Cleo, our main feature is Shitty Inception, I mean, Alice in Wonderland. By the way, the oysters are children.

Cinderella has all the deep cuts. Kevin likes his women toe-less #wherearehertoes. Stephanie recounts the time she flung herself down to cry like a Disney princess. Kevin learns how awesome pockets are on dresses. Is Cinderella a Manic Pixie Dream Girl? We're not sure, but y'all, if the shoe fits you must acquit. Our short is Grievance of a Starmaker and our main feature is Cinderella.

Stephanie is allergic to that D. Kevin can't stop with the stupid voices. This is the last of our package films! We compare and contrast the careers of Jeff Daniels and Jim Carey. There's a bit of erotic and a bit of exotic, like animals with human fingers. Is this movie a social statement for mental health and the current drug crisis? Our short is How to Play Football and feature film is The Adventures of Ichabod and Toad.

We're wide awake and full of ginger. So raw, so punk. We're going out of business... PSYCHE! Kevin falls asleep again. Dilly Dilly! Stephanie learns about "sticktuitivity" as she carries this episode through Kevin's deep slumber. We burden the lord with our requests, soda pop and water melon for everyone! Our short is Mickey Thru the Mirror and feature film is the ever so subtle So Dear to my Heart.

It's time to be more excited for the previews than the feature. Stephanie has become self-aware. Kevin can't stop doing impersonations. There's some negging going down, Disney style. You're getting a geography lesson and a moral lesson. Remember, it's the mens' fault for everything. Our short is the adorable Pueblo Pluto. Melody time is our main feature.

Much like their marriage, Stephanie and Kevin can't quit this now. We're a little too fancy free and we're going to hell. Jiminy Cricket is the conscience for pedophiles. Plus, we have dummies, a shaft cloud, a love tap, and a sexy bear - #bearubs. We've got misery for the masses, but don't worry, be happy. And remember, segments are our business and segments are good. Our short this week is Father Noah's Ark and our main feature is Fun and Fancy Free.

My oh my what a wonderful podcast today. We have a special guest, cohost of Rick and Morty Minute, Josh Brown. Three white movie goers give their take on the snooze fest Song of the South. Our short is King Kong, or something like that.

Serious business in our 10th episode! Egad! Have you heard of this music making of mine? Let's discuss Fantasia 2: Electric Boogaloo. Hear Kevin's impersonation of Chris Isaac. Oh, and Pencil liposuctions for everybody! This week Donald's motorboating in our short Put-Put Donald and our feature film is the little known Make Mine Music.

Hey toots! Welcome back to Kevin's Car Talks where we'll be talking about the mullet of cars. Felicitiones or whatever. Donald Duck is out of control and needs that sidepiece while some guys cockfight over a cookie. Our short this week is Merbabies. Yep... Mer. Babies. Our feature is the Three Caballeros. The three gay caballeros. I hear they are birds of feather.

Let's mansplain! Three Stooges, slapstick, history... you know, men's stuff. Kevin is bringing the ownage while Stephanie is busy being bad at video games and war trivia. Throw in some impersonations and sexy pottery. Holla at your boy, Spider Pete. We review the short Gulliver Mickey and our feature film is Victory Through Air Power!