Let's Kill Ourselves

Let's Kill Ourselves

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Let's Kill Ourselves episodes

  • Episode 7: FLASHBACK: Johnny Reunitas

    In the early days of the Covid-19 quarantine, Harrison (Lord Haw-Haw) and Tokyo Kuntpunch reunite after eight months to relaunch the show. Ignoring social distancing, they get drunk, recap their lives, and hash out the beef.

    36 min
  • Episode 5: The Windigo

    Lord Haw-Haw mansplains the Native American bogeyman known as the WIndigo. Tokyo Kuntpunch discusses cannibalizing Instagram models and traveling to the land of the Pokemons.

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    1 hr
  • Episode 4: Gilles de Rais "Bluebeard"

    Tokyo Kuntpunch regales Lord Haw-Haw with sordid details following a sex party in Palm Springs she attended with a cancelled Czech. Lord Haw-Haw ferries the scorpion once again as he unfolds the decadent tale of Gilles de Rais AKA Bluebeard, a child murdering occultist and one-time work husband to Joan of Arc.

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    NOTE: Some modern historians dispute the crimes of Gilles de Rais, claiming they were fabricated by his enemies to seize his lands because he was totes goth a la the West Memphis Three

    53 min
  • Episode 3: Homunculus Tutorial

    Tokyo Kuntpunch and Lord Haw-Haw share alchemist Paracelsus's recipe for creating a helpful homunculus creature while getting super drunk on elixirs. But sex, drugs and celebrity angst are the main topics du jour.

    Recorded September 15, 2018.

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    48 min
  • Episode 2: MeToo in Comedy

    Tokyo Kuntpunch and Harrison AKA Lord Haw-Haw discuss sexual harassment and misconduct allegations in the world of stand-up comedy, specifically the return of Louis C.K. Lord Haw-Haw got so angry and drunk in this episode that he later received a summons to a War Crimes Tribunal at The Hague where he refused to answer questions about Markie Post and Benson.

     

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    34 min
  • Episode 1: Raymond Lully

    In LKO's first episode, Tokyo Kuntpunch and Lord Haw-Haw discuss 14th century Spanish alchemist Raymond Lully as well as the finer points of artisanal fellatio, micropenises and bumba-clot vampires. And Nobody. And REVENGE!

    Episode originally recorded in 2018.

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    42 min

About Let's Kill Ourselves

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Let's Kill Ourselves chronicles the descent of two bitter degenerates through cults, comedy, drugs, crime and the paranormal. Hosted by Tokyo Kuntpunch, an impetuous hooker who spent her formative years in a Buddhist sex cult, and Lord Haw-Haw, a drug-addled pansexual alchemist and anti-life coach banned from most other comedy podcasts and mukbang ASMR symposia.