Let's play Skyrim

Skyrim tortures me by sending us into a spider-infested cave in search of Ariel's Bow. We manage to survive all the spiders but then run into the Snow Elves! Not the Falmer as we know them in Dwarven ruins but the civilized society of Snow Elves.

We perform the rituals of a Moth Priest to read an Elder Scroll to learn the location of Auriel's Bow! But I struggle because I think there's a glitch when really it's me missing something obvious....

To access the Elder Scroll, the Soul Cairn has 3 guardians and a dragon ruler that need to be dealt with first.

We learn Serana's mother is hiding in an ethereal plane called the Soul Cairn. But we need to battle about a half-dozen vampires in order the get there. Once in, we learn the building is guarded by Bone Keepers who we fight in the next episode.

Our quest to walk in the daylight as vampires requires a total of three Elder Scrolls: the one Serana had, the one we have from the main questline, and Serana's mother has the last. So we set out to find her hidden somewhere in the castle!

There is a way to have vampires walk in the sun and this Elder Scroll has the key and we need a Moth Priest to read it. But the Moth Priest has been captured by the Dawnguard! So we set out to get the Moth Priest back...

We need to get the Bloodstone Chalice but first we stop into the Temple of Mara to kick off the wedding. Nearing the end of Redwater Den, Ingun takes off to the wedding, leaving us! But we make it back to the wedding in time! Unfortunately, I may have lost the Nightingale Bow...

We have a glitchy quest! We work hard to become a Vampire Lord and it's unclear if it will work for us or not. But it eventually does! Lord Harkon himself gives us a tutorial in being a Vampire Lord then gives us a very important quest.

The Dawnguard sent us to clear out a castle that vampires are very interested in and we find out why... There is vampire that has been locked up since before there was an Empire! We're talking early in the Merethic era. And we need to take her home...

We get everything we need for Ingun Black-Briar and she's still not interested! Turns out she's not a marriage candidate so we open the console and the results are not as expected. But then I've heard they're reforming the Dawnguard...