EP13 This week our Messiah himself bestows us with the knowledge that all roads lead to the Jew. Whether it's 9/11, Epstein or getting drunk and pissing your friends couch, the chosen people are to blame. Jordan tells tale of how he mercifully punked a barista at a metal show. Sorry ladies, this one's for the boys.

Ep20 Chad surprises the boys and comes in killing it this week. Jordon from the Let's Start a Cult podcast joins us and Kyle fucks up the audio again.

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Ep11 Jordan discusses micro-dosing as an alternative medicine, and gives us a look into the addiction community. Shit gets real.

Ep10 What's the optimal human diet? How can I make my dick bigger yet less functional? Is the skull holding back my brain? Look no further than this weeks lesson.

Ep09 You're Ormus or against us. This week Jordan the Messiah recounts the teachings of Ayahuasca and gives us the key to eternal life.

Ep08 Sorry but this one's about about being sorry and showering with shorts on.

Ep07 This week the Cult is joined by Caleb Campbell from the Bible Beaters Podcast, Jordan the Messiah tries to convert Caleb into becoming a Crystal Sniffer.

Ep06 This weeks lesson is about like, perpetuating positive like, patterns and identity and stuff and it's like totes like, really great!

EP05 Will life keep fucking you when your dead, does it even matter, and what if you get cremated into a dildo?