Lyall Behrens talks his disdain for pocket watching, the six types of artists and yuppies you'll encounter via metropolitan dating, bootleg girl bosses, no Woman has big dick energy, real girl bosses pay for lap dances and more. 

Pre-Show: NYE Comedy Show & Meme Motivation in January

Lyall Behrens unpacks himself for the first time! Lyall talks how he stopped giving a damn on stage and in his last relationship, why he doesn't like giving Uber drivers that are uncomfortable with silence empty reactions and more! This is like somebody proudly explaining how terrible they are but they're not. They're right. 

Pre-Show: East Oakland looking down on West Oakland dustiness, Bay Area Jews and the region being full of shit.

Lyall Behrens unpacks being the needy person in a relationship and being the pestered adult with a Woman-Child, resentment that grows from giving more than that's asked of you and time machine wishes. 

NYE Show Tix

Lyall Behrens talks drinking buddy ethics, Cock-blocking Comedians after shows, another potential lockdown and senior citizen depression. 

NYE Show Tix

Pre-Show: White Girls that don't date White Men are annoying, Niggaz enable goofy White Women, Comedian Ex-Girlfriends and they clout chasing. 

Lyall Behrens unpacks the difference between slut shaming & identifying she who is for the streets, being in a relationship with a woman that is ready to be a tech-slut, Women that suffer from F.O.M.O. and Men leading double lives.  

NYE Show Tix

Pre-Show: Old Black Barbershops vs Young Nigga Barbershops, turning 18 years old blues, doing what you love.

Lyall Behrens unpacks why not giving a fuck is perfect for newly single people, nice guys finishing last being a self-pity myth, nice guys don't exist, how just rolled out of bed looking muthafuckas get hella pussy and self-proclaimed alpha males. 

Pre-Show: Find something nice to say about a bad year and then know why you’re alone (00:40). 

Lyall Behrens talks Kanye & Drake’s frenemy relationship, cold war rap beefs (25:39), Astroworld Festival crowd crush (43:29) and the brilliance of Michael K. Williams (58:46). Then Lyall talks with Matt Duckett about the NBA 75 anniversary list, LeBron James beating Covid tests, and Dwayne (Matt’s Dad) being surprised Lyall’s still alive (1:10:55).

Pre-Show: Home for the holidays DM slides and Oakland Nightlife annoying Lyall in less than 24 hours. (20:40)

Lyall Behrens talks managing alcohol and stress during the winter, why everybody gets extra horny this time of year and "big dude season" is internet myth. (21:39)

Post-Show: Netflix's True Story, Will Smith's King Richard and Comedians doing Drama. (53:53)

Pre-Show: Checking ya inner hater, Going to the homies crib sucks now, Lyall's theory on why LA people are bad dog owners, Jet Suite X review  (40:43)

Lyall Behrens breaks down the 5 types of dates that happen past the 1 year mark, why it helps to have the same taste in Movies & TV shows, and the "Don't Give A Fuck" factor. 

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Pre-Show: R.I.P. Young Dolph, San Diego Trip, LA running out of competent Ride Share Drivers (49:00)

Lyall Behrens talks being on the same page with your significant other, his fear of raising a special needs kid, respecting a Woman's biological clock, being compatible logistically and bucket lists before relationships. 

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