Lyall unpacks what's wrong with techie culture, why these people don't know how to talk to Black people, and his general disgust for gentrifiers who move to the Bay Area in order to live out their wildest fantasies. 

Lyall talks about what he does to maintain sanity during the pandemic and the importance of social media breaks. He and Ariele discuss the line between believing science and being a dirtbag.

Lyall talks about what it will take to get these white people to act like they might have consequences, unpacks what's wrong with "pat yourself on the back" woke social media culture, and may or may not call Chris Dorner an American hero.

Lyall unpacks community hoes not having a high body count, barter-system hoes, sociopathic hoes and why sex workers are exempt from being hoes. Ariele comes on to explain why men can't be hoes after Lyall gave examples of why men can be hoes.

Lyall unpacks moving in with your girlfriend, not being able to live with your partner until you see how they fight, how not to resent your significant other over rent, conflict with the thermometer in an interracial household and more. 

Lyall unpacks things he believed when he was younger and was wrong about. Hard work always wins, having sex with a lot of Women makes you feel good and money habits. Ariele joins us later in the episode to unpack being wrong about AIDS, friendship and how easy it is to be famous. 

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Very "Quincy Jones"-type episode. Lyall unpacks things Comedians do that annoy him. Old Black Comedians not downloading Venmo and taking a picture with every celebrity they meet. White Comedians being fake "wOkE" and comedy culture being rooted in weirdo white guy culture. Indian Comedians talking about their parents too much and jacking Black swag on stage. Lyall is very annoyed by first generation comedians not being doctors just as much as their parents.  

Lyall is joined by Comedian Rudy Ortiz to unpack Christmas, the pandemic gift budget, buying gifts for somebody kids, holiday binge drinking, protocol in a Mexican household and more.

If you're in the Bay Area listen to Rudy on KBLX with The Dream Team.

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As a follow up to the "Holding L's & Getting Your Swag Back" episode, Lyall unpack's protecting your energy. We unpack hater remarks disguised as jokes, zero tolerance policy with white friends, media consumption altering your mood and of course throwing some people under the bus. First time we break out the BLEEP button. 

No new episode on Friday. New episode next Monday. 

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