Lex takes and takes and takes from his neighborhood Facebook page... until he gives back to a very appreciatve neighbor.

Lex gets free slushies before improving his workout routine.

Lex encounters a buyer who raised all the red flags and a seller who liked to lay it on thick.

After boring everyone at a dinner, Lex gets a huge piece of art.

Lex is able to sell an XBox controller without having to visit a loading dock at 11pm.

After a tough negotation over the sale price of used shoes, Lex throws in a West Virginia University sweatshirt.

Lex only has a NOT taped up, nonworking TV for a little while.

Lex learns that vintage dressers and destroyed romanticized views aren't as lucrative as they used to be.

After boredom gets the best of Lex, the used junk store gives him way too much for a can opener.

By not being an agressive salesman, Lex probably avoids being an accesory to what was surely the illegal disposal of a pet.