Russell tries to buy a train set. Jon facilitates a drug deal.

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Jon pranks someone who loves his off-color drawings. Russell is desperate for attention in Germany and ends up in the ocean.

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Russell shows off his pet rabbit with disastrous consequences. Jon backs up his car in the snow with disastrous consequences.

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A young Jon buys cigarettes for Christmas. A young Russell tries to sing in a choir.

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Russell pays his taxes and gets into trouble. Jon doesn't pay his taxes and gets away with it.

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Russell gets arrested and can't remember his age. Jon refuses to make eye contact with a man who is an unknown distance away.

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Jon describes his schoolboy pranks. Russell shares a beer with an estate agent, but we have to censor the reason why.

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Russell gets lost in the snow and requires police assistance. Jon's dad knows why a gutter is better than a bucket.

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Jon no longer feels bad about a killing spree. Russell goes undercover and learns what a hammer is.

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Russell’s mum gets discounted piano lessons in exchange for child labor. Jon reveals his one weird trick to cheer up depressives.

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