This was recorded in October, and we somehow sensed that we wouldn't get around to releasing it till December so we made it Christmas themed. Prescience? Self knowledge? Whatever you want to call it, Merry Christmas scumbags!

We're coming for the audiophiles this episode. There's something wrong with you lot. Come outside and breathe in some fresh air, soldering all your red and black wires has left you dizzy and confused. 

If you want episodes out more regularly, email us at [email protected] 

Otherwise, we'll see you at Christmas. Feliz Navidad.

Do you have any experiences with actors? What's their deal? Does anyone have the answers? Can we get Mulder & Scully on the case? Is this whole description going to be filled with questions? 

If you have the urge to answer the above questions, can you email us at [email protected]? Why not?

Ciao??

Return from a break, except this break was a while ago. We're time travellers, don't worry about it. 

Johnny updates us on his exciting new job as a high flying exec in a new field. He's going to get rich and take me travelling. He's promised me this and if he doesn't come through with it, the final episode of this podcast will involve bloody murder. 

If you wish to take part in my nascent plans to take down my co-host, email us at [email protected]

The only thing you need to concern yourself with is that it's a Happy Friday. Forget everything else. As long as you've got the spirit of a Happy Friday in your heart, you're all good. 

To get more tips and tricks on how to have a Happy Friday, email us at [email protected]

Johnny and I play a music game in this episode where we pretend that we're music producers in films and give each other short scenes that we have to select the music for.

We start calmly and then get more ugly as our internal music fascist slowly come out. Peace is restored at the end. Amen.

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Well this is a long one. We make no excuses these two storylines are just too juicy to break up.

Soz babe.

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Why haven't we uploaded an episode in 2 months? None of your god damn business. Operational security has been applied to this question. 

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I unapologetically took over this episode and just talked about what I wanted to talk about. Am I bullying Johnny? Perhaps. But some would say he deserves it. By some, I mean me. 

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So maybe London is as violent as everyone says it is. Or maybe it isn't. We certainly don't know, we're just speculating.

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