Libra – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Libra, you pride yourself in your contemplative, calculated, and at times, cautious approach to navigating your way through the cosmos. But, if there is anything the past year has shown you, it is that even the most meticulous preparations cannot prevent the universe from throwing a stem in those sticky plans. So, during the … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Libra, there’s no need to wait for the New Year to start working on the New You! Other signs have already resigned themselves to a slow roll through Winter:  Stuck on the couch, performing the same predictable actions every day – eat, smoke, sleep, repeat.  Not you stoner Libra! This month you will be … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope November →

Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane.  But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others.  In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone.  Instead of bringing justice and balance to your … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Libra, remember that even the tallest of trees is only as strong as its roots. With cosmic winds expected to increase with intensity, and become more unpredictable in September, it will be crucial to prepare yourself.   Make sure you are planted firmly in solid ground.  If you haven’t been working in the past … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope September →

Get ready for fun in the sun stoner Libra.  Positive solar rays will be beaming expansive influence in August.  Perhaps this is the pay-off from months of hard work.  Perhaps it’s just dumb luck, or destiny.  Thankfully this cosmic wind of universal support won’t come with many requirements or traps.  Simple PMA, a positive mental … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope August →

Stoner Libra, your days of solo smoke sessions on your sofa are over. It’s time you join your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in soaking up the Summer sun.  It’s time to blaze bowls at your favorite outdoor smoke spots! It may have taken you a bit longer than your cannabis companions, but you are back … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope July →

Stoner Libra Summer is finally here!  But is it really?  The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August.  Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer.  Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope June →

Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb:  Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope May →

Stoner Libra, as we welcome the first full month of Spring, people are planting their gardens, getting their spring cleaning done, and growing excited about the warmer days ahead. And as the days grow longer, the sun isn’t the only thing that will be spreading light. Stoner Libra, your strong, yet kind aura will brighten … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope April →

Stoner Libra March is all about your personal sphere. This month calls for a stash jar full of light hybrids that allow for deep, but focused introspective musings. Approach matters related to work and health with delicacy, and trust your intuition. No need for big changes this month stoner Libra.  Just like the sacred herb, … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope March →