Librarians & Leviathans

It's hard to keep thinking up intro tags for these, sorry.

In which we debate the proper handling of floating corpses.

Part ten of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels.

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Episode 001: Number My Thugs

Episode 002: Technically She's Goop

Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame

Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster

Episode 005: By our powers combined

Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians

Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground

Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite

Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché

Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels

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In which we are apparently an organized resistance group, only without the "organized" part.

Part nine of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché.

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Episode 001: Number My Thugs

Episode 002: Technically She's Goop

Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame

Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster

Episode 005: By our powers combined

Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians

Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground

Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite

Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché

There is no podcast; only Zuul.

In which we continue our streak of being extremely bad at fighting by battling the spawn of the outer planes, badly.

Part eight of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite.

Direct Links

Episode 001: Number My Thugs

Episode 002: Technically She's Goop

Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame

Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster

Episode 005: By our powers combined

Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians

Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground

Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite

*Klaxon sounds* Warning, warning, podcast incoming! Take evasive action!

In which we go down a trapdoor and regret it immediately. Fighting little things is just always bad news.

Part seven of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground.

Direct Links

Episode 001: Number My Thugs

Episode 002: Technically She's Goop

Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame

Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster

Episode 005: By our powers combined

Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians

Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground

It's a podcast! Yaaaaay! In which doggo. Part six of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians. Direct Links Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians

There is no escape; I have released another podcast episode. We just have to get through this together. Having heroically rescued a guy who'd already fought off his attackers, our heroes go to a bookshop. Sadly that isn't all they do, no matter how much my character would have liked it to be. Part five of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 005: By our powers combined. This recording is a bit odd, and our GM in particular sometimes sound like he's underwater. I don't know why, but hopefully it isn't too annoying. Direct Links Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined

QUIVER, MORTALS, for the next episode of our podcast IS NIGH! Honestly, I've completely forgotten what happened in this one, so, uh... hope it was good. Shenanigans, certainly. Rolling really terribly is also a good bet. Part four of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster . Since getting a new laptop, I've been having major issues with uploading. My internet tends to stick every so often, and either actually disconnect or think it's disconnected. If I'm not keeping a gimlet eye on the business to hastily disconnect and reconnect before anything times out, I end up having to try the whole upload again, which is obviously a huge pain. If anyone has suggestions for what might be up I'd be glad to hear it! My ISP hasn't changed so I don't think it can be that... Direct Links Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster

Harken once more, merry companions, to ineffective adventuring piped directly to your shell-like ears. A completely peaceful protest is underway, at least until we get our hands on it. In our defence, we had it on good (and accurate) information that the authorities planned to violently suppress it. Might as well get our counter-suppression in first, eh? Lessons were learned about the importance of base movement speeds, the aerodynamicity or otherwise of barrels that are on fire, and stocking up a hideout before doing the things that will make a hideout necessary. Part three of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame. Since getting a new laptop, I've been having major issues with uploading. My internet tends to stick every so often, and either actually disconnect or think it's disconnected. If I'm not keeping a gimlet eye on the business to hastily disconnect and reconnect before anything times out, I end up having to try the whole upload again, which is obviously a huge pain. If anyone has suggestions for what might be up I'd be glad to hear it! My ISP hasn't changed so I don't think it can be that... Direct LinksEpisode 001: Number My ThugsEpisode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame

Harken once more, merry companions, to ineffective adventuring piped directly to your shell-like ears. We resume our adventures in the oppressed city of Kintargo, where our disgruntled heroes(?) are accidentally sliding into rebeldom. I'm confident that a pacifist healer, a weaponsmith, a satirical novelist and a really good chef are the perfect figures to lead an uprising against the oppressive devil-wielding regime. Ahem. Part two of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 002: Technically She's Goop. Since getting a new laptop, I've been having major issues with uploading. My internet tends to stick every so often, and either actually disconnect or think it's disconnected. If I'm not keeping a gimlet eye on the business to hastily disconnect and reconnect before anything times out, I end up having to try the whole upload again, which is obviously a huge pain. If anyone has suggestions for what might be up I'd be glad to hear it! My ISP hasn't changed so I don't think it can be that... Direct LinksEpisode 001: Number My ThugsEpisode 002: Technically She's Goop

Harken, adventure fans, to our exploits! After a very considerable interlude, I'm very pleased to announce I'll finally be releasing some audio again. For the past few months, one of my groups has been playing Pathfinder. Specifically, the Hell's Rebels adventure path, featuring free-spirited heroes rising up against a draconian regime that continually attempts to rewrite history in its favour. I'm pretty sure the GM didn't intend anything political by it, but it's hard to overlook the parallels now that I think about it... Anyway, the first of our efforts is now up on Archive.org at Episode 001: Number My Thugs. I'm aiming to keep the files manageable, for two reasons. One, I personally find audio of longer than a couple of hours is a pain; my phone forgets where I was in the recording if I can't listen to it all at once, for example. The other is that actually processing the larger files - downloading, moving, editing, audio processing - takes far longer in a non-linear fashion. It also means more issues trying to upload them, which is tricky enough at the best of times as my home internet appears to have a virulent hatred of people uploading anything at all... sigh. So, you're looking at about 90 minutes to two hours on average. The adventure begins in splendid style, with our soon-to-be heroes accidentally meeting in a tavern and becoming radicalised. Thrill to the clumsy attempts at subterfuge! Bemoan the accents of questionable geographical origin! Wonder at the half of the party which is physically incapable of hurting anyone in this swords and sorcery setting!