When it sounds like a cannon being fired from a roof, it is often something entirely different.

Somethings are better left unsaid. Here are some of those key phrases.

My life is full of making mistakes, or what my daughter and I refer to as 'pulling a Theresa.'

For little boys, sometimes the grass is greener in the yard, and they feel their duty is to douse it, and douse it good.

Sometimes we deliberately hide things, and sometimes it is purely accidental.

When our toilet seat breaks, my son and I invent the traveling toilet seat plan.

Sometimes the more we plan, the more Murphy and life's hick-ups disrupt our plans.

Sometimes when you need a nap, others are keeping you from your nap.

Turkey Day was so much simpler when I was a child.