Review of Dream Queen by Dime Bag, grocery shopping in LA, terrible dispensary customer service, justified v unjustified road rage, the Paul Smith selfie wall, the need for better selfie equipment, Slack, the death of actual human connection, censorship v the alternative, Kate’s Facebook troll, the new McCarthy era, the new American refugee, why Hollywood and the media both have their right blinkers on, Kate’s current dating prospects, the top rom-com’s of 1991, and our upcoming Blockbuster ad.

Review of Tower, our plans for the Super Snow Moon and how to make moon water, our idea for a reiki cosplay, our love for Soup Plantation, our drama at TJ Maxx, Gracias Madre v Café Gratitude, yet another plea for a Coca Cola sponsorship, how complicated it is to build the Zoetic Rose boxes, our plans to shop the Rose Bowl Flea Market, the growing number of billionaires and millionaires in the world (including Bernie Sanders), our love for Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain, Trump’s inability to be directed but ability to charm people, how everyone in politics is just a character, the difference between fiction and reality (TV) and how we’re being indoctrinated to conflict, Kate’s experience working in local news, and why Facebook needs to fail.

Our review of Honey Badger plus the Container Store, Kate’s Perfect Period Pain Recipe TM, our continued obsession over the phenomenon of MedMen and the right way to shop it, why you shouldn’t send Kate a rose emoji EVER, Lilo & Stitch, how long it’s taking us to launch Zoetic Rose boxes, how China v Trump has really affected small businesses and their shoppers, our podcast petition to bring back the Roy Rogers, how stressful it is to drive basically anywhere these days, and why American-made is over.

We review Marley Natural's Cherry AK Hybrid and discuss Trump’s declaration of war plus the shooting in Aurora, Illinois, how Valentine’s night went, Kate’s review of Inside Out, the status of our relationships with social media, our favorite methods of communication, Grammy parties v other parties, our weekend schedule, confusion about the right way to describe Kundalini and what it does, why Coca Cola should sponsor us, the modern day poetry of Let it Go (Kristen Anderson-Lopez please call us), the marijuana review that proves that us + Disney = meant to be, how not to get high at Disney, what hash is, and why we’re not on iTunes yet. Also we say taint a lot.

Review of Cru’s Wifi43, Trump’s current tweets, the Ryan Adams scandal, holiday sadness and our issues with Hallmark, what Kate’s mom sent her for Valentine’s Day, our first experiences being famous on the radio, our favorite Disney movies as little girls (with a special performance by Kate that makes Adina cry tears of joy!), our different experiences auditioning as kids, why grad school is BS, and what we’re gonna watch for Valentine’s Day.

Includes a review of Chemdawg, a review of Kate's online dating prospects (forecast: grim), some serious questions we have for "Ken" (contact us please), what it was like to be a stalker before it got SO EASY LADIES, Kate traumatizing a young man in Turks and Caicos on her honeymoon, Adina losing her mind on Colorado edibles in Florida, our Valentine's Day plans, Moana's reiki message, why Disney should just hire us already, and our love for Zoe Saldana.

Kate and Adina try White Widow, Cherry Z, and then some Chiesel again and discuss The Magicians, Harry Potter movies v the books, Adina being ESL, how the country is going to shit and we're all cool with it, the bias toward being "plugged in," our defense of Valentine's Day, our review of J Southern Studio's Wealth and Abundance kit, Kate's altering states of genius, Twitter v Facebook, the oncoming extinction of fertility, Kate's review of the Roe v Wade screenplay, fighting with people post-election, 2020 election coverage, America's allergic reaction to taking responsibility for anything, plus what it's like to read Trump's tweets as a news anchor.

We review Chiesel (which we call Cheese for some reason) and discuss Adina's full body hives, how we approach choosing strains, Kate's genius idea for Wizarding World (call us!), how hard it is to be #teamSlytherin, a serious question about Hufflepuff that we need someone to answer please, dark mark sightings, and more about Zoetic Rose and why we started this podcast! Buckle up. Bark store review included.