Life on Mars Podcast

We are back once again to the ICONIC Portugal for another summer lovin  story. Today we delve into my summer fling with a French hottie as well as examining why all the boys want you when you are taken?! I'm giving the goss on a romantic night running through sprinklers and taking a trip up to a boys bedroom... scared! As always, enjoy at my expense.

Love ya,

Mars 

So FINALLY we are getting madly involved in summer romances. We have a LOT to get through, but I thought I would begin with two innocent little crushes I had on me hollibops. Alex's if you are listening, call, text, email, fax, send a letter or just slide into the DM's anytime, I'll be waiting. As always enjoy at my expense.

Love ya all,

Mars 

So today we are discussing teenage boyfriends. We don't count them as real boyfriends now, some of us hardly remember their names...but my God was it serious at the time. Today I discuss two iconic relationships I had as an awkward 13/14 year old. From texting 24/7, being official before you ever meet and awful kisses. Hope you get a good laugh, as always at my expense.

Love ya,

Mars

Today we are discussing THE ICK (we have all be there.) The ICK is when you fancy someone and then they do one thing and they become repulsive, it's v grim. In todays podcast I discuss times when this has happened to me with two very iconic stories. Once again I am giving you the tea at my expense with these two iconiccccc stories. Today is a longer episode as its my BDAY week so only one podcast this week I'm afraid! 

Love ya,

Mars 

Now it's time take a journey back to the most iconic time of our lives.... Wezz. This disco was the peak of my existence so I hope you enjoy all this juicy goss. From our first 'scores', to topping and dodgy alleys the stuff that went on behind these walls were DISGRACEFUL. If you didn't go to Wezz, I'm sorry, but you did't live. Once again enjoy at my expense.

Love ya,

Mars 

Love of me life part 2. This part we finally get into the deets of when we started actually going out and of course the BREAK-UP!! I discuss a trip to Rome, his bday, him dumping my fat ass and of course how to deal with a break-up. So if you need some juicy goss in your life, look no further I have you sorted. Once again enjoy on my expense haha.

Love ya,

Mars 

SECOND LOVE OF ME LIOFE. So talk about not being able to shut up, I had to make two podcasts today as this one was a long mamaaaa. You asked for goss, so here you go boys and girls. We are spilling the tea on the highs and lows of relationships so strap yourself in. This podcasts explores excitement of a new bae entering your life, even when they don't fucking remember you?!? Enjoy.

Love ya,

Mars 

So today I discuss a topic very close to my heart, BODY POSITIVITY. Growing up and to this day I have always gotten comments about my size, but today I'm talking about how I never let it ruin my confidence, the most important thing a person can have. I want to try and spread that confidence on to all my stunning listeners and promote self love and acceptance. You are all stunning, never change!

Love ya,

Mars 

BIG NEWS, we have our first ever guest. So last night after a few glasses of vino I decided it was time the man of the hour took to the stage. We discuss his feelings about my new podcast, my previous loverssss, confidence and finding him a ladayyy.  This podcast is basically grabbing a seat and joining Bars and I for dinner, enjoy.

Love ya,

Mars 

So FINALLY we have some success storiessss! Today's podcast was meant to be the end of Tinder but had too many stories so might have to do another one soon. This podcast will guarantee to have you re-downloading Tinder for the 56th time during quar. Shoutout to the boys who made this podcast possible, you bloody legends.

Love ya,

Mars