Is there a mom in your life? Then listen up because this isn't your typical Mother's Day conversation. Why? Because Mother's Day, as wonderful as it is, can really,
really suck for some of us. If your mom has died, or if you are desperately trying to become a mom but things aren't quite working out as you'd hoped, then Mother's Day can be a real slap in the face. And what of younger moms who are expected to present a wonderful Mother's Day for everyone else, yet they get the shaft? What is, in the end, the best present you can give your mother or wife? All this and the best "I tried that" to date....welcome to the show!

It's Vegas time! Things kinda suck....so MAN this spousal getaway was needed! Erin and Lara recap their desert adventures!
Also, warning: RAW SHOW! All the feels are expressed! We girls are doing our best...we really really are! The live show is coming up....last call if you want a seat! Was there really a day when social media didn't exist? And why is Snapchat so hard?? Lara isn't a boring white girl!!! Yay!!!! Kasey finally looks pregnant!!! Erin introduces us to the Santa Clarita diet....and being sexy is just too painful. All this and more! Listen now on your favorite podcast app or at podbash.com!

Thank you for being our friends! Nah nah nah nah.....
On the podcast road and back again...your heart is true, you're a pal and a sexy beast! Nah nah nah nah...nah...nah....nah....
And if we threw a party; invited everyone we knew.....you would see a lounge recording (live, we'd be)...and we'll personally say thank you for being our friends!! (Nah nah nah....nah...nah...NAH!!) Welcome to episode 52! One of The lounge ladies had a paranormal(ish) event that led her back to 80's TV land...and led to the question: Which lounge lady is which Golden Girl?? Erin's moving by the other lounge ladies!!! Lara's evil plan worked! Shaela's staying in the neighborhood! Yay!! Evil text Paybacks for shaela....and Erin's an "us" now! (What does that mean??!) Lara's sick of being a tax widow!! It's Swimsuit season! Forget about your brail dimples and Get out there with your kiddos! It's Someone else's turn to take the leverage pictures! (What's a leverage picture?) Unisex swimsuits??! Just please no..... Shaela is as advertised and it's her turn to tell us about her fabulous wedding! Are you coming to the live recording?? Boobie exams, Bad salad, mini golfing from hell....Lara needs therapy!!!

Episode 51: Mawrwidge!

Mawrwidge! Mawrwidge is whot bwings us togevvar twoday!

Listen up, Buttercup, because wedding season is befalling every single one of us! Whether you are gathered here today at this podcast to relive memories of your own special (or not so special) day,
Or to get advice on how to make your future wedding a success, you will witness the joining of hilarious wedding stories, some so bad that two of the ladies would gladly "death do us part" with their wedding memories! Who hated their wedding the most? To rent or not to rent? Freeze your cake topper? (Ewwww please don't....)
Where to splurge? How to pick a dress??? And who's wedding is this anyway??!!!!!??
All this and.....Lara wants to try a Miracle bra (btw, she is NOT getting milked.) Wanted: ideas for 'I tried that'! Will someone please open a cookie dough shop!
I wanted to, but didn't! Yay me!
We now pronounce you ready to listen to this podcast! Listen now on your favorite podcast app!

Where's the pepto, because it's the big 5.0!! If you listen to this podcast at 50 miles an hour...the ladies of dysfunction junction will bring you an hour and a half of pure milestone entertainment.  Spring "break you" is over! Did you survive?
Which lady has the Weirdest health issues? To costco or not to costco? I tried that....and I hated it.  Lara has another type of virginity to lose, Shaela was born in the wrong century, Kasey tore herself in half, and Erin is short on vaccinations!
Upcoming shows, Paranormal wedding photos, Haunted baby rooms, and the main event: Fun questions, perfect to start off the next LOTRP chapter, and even to ask on a first date!
If you didn't have to sleep, what would you do?  What are your crazy dictator moves? What fantasy world do you want to live in? (Btw...Four out of four lotrp hosts agree that regular sex is better than hair sex!)
And What's the luckiest thing that has happened to us today?? You listeners!  Listen now on your favorite podcast app!

"I bet this podcast won't get even one share..." and other sayings that chap our hides! It all started a few weeks ago when Lara was less than razzle-dazzled by a radio commercial and asked the question: "What makes you irrationally peeved?" And guess what! Our world-wide audience answered! All this and smelly teenagers, why Lara wants to like her kids, and angry Erin's speech analysis (plus her new favorite swear!) Shaela wants to know why Eric Church is such a jerk and gives us her review on Beauty and the Beast!  Kasey is not bedazzled by Cross Fit...in fact, they owe her an apology.  Boobie treatments, the curse of the MLM, bad name spelling, those damn box tops and SO much more on today's show! Listen now on your favorite podcast app!

Someone get Kasey some chocolate! She'll need energy for the Dorito debate!  Sometimes we all just need to talk about nothing and everything in general.  Welcome to an episode of randomness! Some of the topics we cover today: catatonic cats, moving (seriously why is everyone moving??), Z nation and why it's the love child of Will Smith and Twilight, the hilarious side effects of sugar free gummy bears, why diet soda gives Lara anxiety, the best cupcakes ever, lies parents tell their kids, Kasey's new boobs, Weed (yes, THAT kind of weed), Shaela's tickle hole, Erin's dinosaur park adventure, and the answer to an all-too-often asked question: "Can I ride your horse?" NO!! Listen to the hilarity now on podbash.com

Kasey the lobster is back! She doesn't want to be.....but the ladies missed her and want her to be with them in cold-infested Utah! Erin and Kasey both have severe cases of vitiligo, and Lara is sad she's a boring white chick and is even more disturbed that Shaela thinks she looks like Uma Thurman. Shaela, on the other hand, has beautiful skin of mysterious and exotic descent.
Lip-sense! Is it worth the hype?? A fun new drink called "gasm", and Shaela is cooking with alcohol again....Which of the ladies holds the title of 'Worlds worst picture'? (Nay, world's most unphotogenic family??) Shaela is determined to get photos of these poor souls onto the Ellen Show. Lara banged, someone stole Wonder Woman, and we proudly wear funny underwear. BUT..... the real subject of this show....NAKEDNESS. When should your wee little ones stop seeing your wee-wee? To be or not to be....that's the naked question. ALSO.....the beginning of a multi-series event! We will attempt to answer the question MANY of you asked.....How do you get her to be in the mood when there seems to be no hope?? Stay tuned!! Hopefully we can help!

Get your note pads ready, because it's a note-takin' kind of show! Florida kicked Kasey's booty, so she's still MIA, but Lara and her sultry voice are present.  Shaela is back from the middle of nowhere, and just in time for Erin to teach us how to alleviate the need to pee! Vegas Ho, and inaugural trip of the Mobilounge is in the works! God Bless the inventor of the dryer sheet, and alternative ways to use conditioner, vinegar, wax, clothespins, etc! How to avoid annoying kiosk people, the Easter Bunny debunked, those damn good scout cookies (adult crack!!), and much more! Available now on podbash.com

Speaking of sex, let's do an appropriate follow-up for last week's show! It's a special episode in honor of fellow Goblin Chelsea, and Kasey too, of course! We're talking about getting knocked up! Kasey decided to run away to Florida for the week, but that's ok- Lara, Erin, and Shaela have plenty of stories! Everything from where it happened, what time it happened, how we found out, how we told everyone else....
Also our opinions on what you need to buy and what's a waste of money, what to do with your boobies, and what we think about people who say that you haven't given birth if you've had a c-section. (Spoiler: There is yelling.)
Oh, Baby!