Who stole Lara’s death chocolate? Seriously, who steals death chocolate?? Anyway, welcome back! Man, do we have a lot to gab about! Erin wants Lara to act more like a girl, and Lara teaches Erin all about “natural flavors”.  Have you enjoyed beaver-flavored food today? You probably have and you don’t even know it! Lara tries the worst recipe ever and is convinced that the zombie apocalypse is starting at Shaela’s House.  Erin’s thinking about potty-training, and is serenaded with a topic- appropriate, original dramatic reading.  Then on to the main event! Parent fails!! The ladies are a little bit too honest about their bad parenting moves (seriously, don’t send hate mail.  We are very much aware of our shortcomings!) Erin lets her dog do the dirty work, and Lara....er....”Tara”, is a special spirit when it comes to motherhood. The ladies also throw in a few listener parent fails so that they can feel a little better about their own short-comings!   On a more serious note, Erin opens up about her angel baby and has a special message for everyone.  
Also, join us at Lagoon on October 14th! Bighorn Terrace is where you’ll find us! Until then, rock on and give this hilarious new episode a listen!

May we give you some advice? Well, maybe not Advice, but advice on advice, perhaps? Like what to do with all the advice everyone throws around when you are dating, getting married, having children....you know, those times when everyone suddenly become an expert? Oddly enough, Erin and Lara have some advice about that! And today special guest Charity is here to help us! Lara's best advice? Don't take advice. Erin says to never plan on failing, and Charity says it's ok to be a flower. Or something like that. But first! Charity tells us all about the amazing Utah Youth Village organization, what amazing things they do for our community, and how they can help you and your family...with expert advice! We also learn new words and accidentally drink an anti-parasitic. (Oops!) Add in the birth of a guest questionnaire, what to never, ever do to Lara or Erin, and FINALLY a word replacement for "moist"! It's happening today on LOTRP! Tune in now!

It's been a bad week! Lara's strokin' out! Why?? Because All dogs go to heaven, there's no sleep to be had, her child is an orphan, ghosts keep waking her family up, bossy self-checkouts, and SO much toddler piggie wee-wee-weeing! And in other news, Erin's lost her memory, but we did remember to tell you one thing...Kasey had her baby!! Also, evidently Erin hosted Podbash Lagoon day, and has more news about our upcoming competitions.  Send us you stories! The winning prize is awesome! We top off the episode with your bad vacation stories! Delayed flights, pink eye, flu, food poisoning, dumpster diving at Denny's, poorly spread ashes and runny jugs....ya, these stories are gloriously bad.  Listen to this awesome episode! Which, by the way, was brought to you by our lovely sponsors filmquest.com and copperskynutrition.com

It took Kenny way too long to come, but he's finally here! AND he brought the bonus boys Jake and Joel! Lara pays the boys for entertainment services, there's some haunted spooning, Erin enjoys getting wet in silky night gowns (by running though sprinklers), And the ladies confuse Kenny by revealing they share ALL kinds of things.....like themed beds! (Would you take a job as a maid at the Anniversary Inn?)
But for our main topic, Kenny is ready for some dating advice....so, with the help of the bonus boys, we speak his language by comparing his love life wants and wishes against popular TV couples.  Turk and Carla....Ross and Rachel....Pam and Jim....who should Kenny emulate? Also, Kenny loves to talk about his little light saber....PLUS! Lara shares the most disastrous of all theme park pictures with the crew.  We must say, this is a darn good show, folks.  Don't miss it!

We're back with Erin and Lara's first official duo show! It's a new day and a new intro....but other than that, it's still the same old us. And today, Erin needs to laugh. Badly. So we concocted a new game called "Don't Laugh".....but ......(spoiler alert).....we fail miserably! But who can resist laughing when the categories are Bad dad jokes, who dunnit, lingerie excuses, why did the chicken really cross the road, and "As seen at Walmart"? We also finally explain "the magical sneeze", and Lara makes a self-discovery that she likes to gossip about weird people so that she can feel better about herself. We end with State fair chat, Podbash Lagoon day, and more! Also, don't forget about our current contests! Check our latest Facebook video for more details! And tune in now for the show! Cheers!

It's a super-sized episode today! So much to discuss! Erin's buying adult beverages for Shaela, the toe mystery has been solved, and apparently it's illegal to dance in Utah. The crime rate on Lara's farm has been reduced, Shaela wants an eggplant, and beware of Erin driving an ice cream truck.  It's a scam!
Also on this episode....it's a snack crate party! The ladies taste test goodies from around the world.  Some are ok....some are very much not ok.  Lara wants to know how to NOT look like a creeper, Erin says inappropriate things to children, and Shaela has awesome back to school
Advice, straight from a teacher's mouth.  Also: Find out what Erin will and will not swallow.  And don't miss the special announcement at the end of the show! Tune in now!

It's time for a little bit of a Disney chat, lounge style.  Today, it's all about the Disney princes! Ladies, let's do this.  Who's a real king, who's a solid hand shake, and who should've lost to the villain? Everything from best personality and pecks to we wish they'd charm themselves right off a cliff....we've got it on this episode! In the process, the ladies reveal some deep dark secrets about themselves.  But first! Thumb frustrations, and quite possibly the worst drink to ever be poured in the lounge.  (It's SO BAD that we actually edited out the name.  We don't want to be responsible for offended taste buds.)  Anyway, let's talk about animated characters that turn us on or off.  Tune in.  We're ready for you

.....ok not really.  But it was one amazing ghost hunt! We're back with a paranormal hour of recapping Lara's night out with the WISPS crew! This time we investigate the Fear Factory in Salt Lake City.  Erin didn't go....and Lara admits she's relieved that she didn't come.  Speaking of going (or not...) who SHOULD go ghost hunting and why? Lara and Erin share their opinions and advice on the matter.  And then! EVP's!! SO MANY EVP's!! One is so scary that it literally made Lara nauseous when she heard it.....and another one made her laugh hysterically.  We'll just spoil it and tell you now that Lara found Kenny's doppelgänger ghost.  Top it all off with a sweet ghostly conversation....and you have yourself quite the paranormal show! Don't wait to listen!

Pardon our identity crisis.....but we're back! Let's start with some paranormal stuff shall we? Why not! After that, let's give our amazing military a shout out because they deserve all the good things! Lara can't quite handle today's beverage....Erin handles it quite smoothly and embraces the burn....but it's probably our favorite one yet. And then on to the main event! We finally read your dating horror stories! Conversational coitus, threesome interviews, a shady date with a preacher man, and hold my sword.......Lara also exposes times she was a bad date. More than once. Including hot tub footsies. We'll explain later. Listen now!

Episode 65: WTH News!

Get ready for an ear-cockin' episode.....Lara fails miserably at an "I tried that", on air! Erin is entering the potty training realm, and Shaela has all the stupid news! Nipple tucks?! Snap chatting a crime?? Rescue goats, firework bees, horse hunting dinosaurs, exploding spiders, and flying lobsters? Watch out Hansel and Gretel! The witch is back! Also, recycled cemetery flowers, Wanted: haunted Nanny, $2,500 fine for drinking a toe, big gulp breasticles, ouija boards, coke tans, and more.  I don't think there's anything we don't talk about on this episode! Ready for you listening pleasure!