Shotglass 91.5- It Should Be Illegal!

It’s a miracle this episode even occurred, but here it is! The ladies record in quarantine to bring you one of our most common show requests....pet peeves! This time Erin peruses the inter-webs to find out what the world is bothered by, and both ladies give their three-cent opinions. We usually agree. Sometimes we’re confused. And we always have a related story. Plug in your head phones! It’s lounge time!

Episode 91- Disneyland Overture

We’re back, and we begin with a bang! Right at the beginning of the episode, Lara dishes out Pay backs for sleepless Disneyland nights!

But before we get to the main event.....Erin is extra crispy, drops her favorite swear, and plays a game of good Jared, bad Jared. She also feels gipped because Lara refuses to suck on her bears. But the good news is there’s potty training success in the awake bathroom! (Btw, what rhymes with “longer”?)

Thank you for the birthday wishes! Btw, it’s L.A.R.A., and she refuses to be broken or wear a onesie! Piglet feng shui keeps the demons away! And Maxx melts his mama’s heart (and receives a letter from the president!)

Disneyland! Have the ladies taken it too far by sharing pharmeceuticals, hotel rooms, and bathroom stalls? Did the DLand hotel hold up to the hype? Also, The ladies might’ve been a little too judgmental during the trip.....Eyebrows! Creepers! And Did you know that if you can afford a ticket to Disneyland, you can probably afford an entire shirt?? When did Fezzik start guarding the jazzy brigade?! Disneyland olympics! Shower chicken! Lara takes advantage of the dark rides, and more on today’s show!

Episode 90: Mow Me Over

Warning! One of the ladies is on one tonight! Put on headphones and get ready for a whirlwind of laughs!

Lara’s obessed with The Greatest Showman! Keep the music playing, but don’t touch her zots!! Do your kids want to play with Lara’s Kids? Bring a pen and a lawyer; there’s paperwork involved.

Things are hard at Erin’s House. Jared lost one of Erin’s diamonds, and she stabbed herself again. Seriously. Buy some scissors, Woman. BTW, don’t touch Erin’s dirty rocks or put fluids on her desk. Oh, and two spoons. (You heard me.)
We’re On our way to Disneyland! Stay on your side of the hotel room, Erin! Also, Apparently Australia doesn’t exist, and IKEA has horrible coupon ideas. Oregon, you’re hysterical. And so are the rest of us. Lara shares Strange and hilarious laws from every state.

The very talented Ms Erin’s organization 101 class closes out the show. Lara is queen of the purge And reveals the contents of her closet!

Happy Wednesday everyone!

Shot glass 89.5- To Pet, or Not to Pet?

......that is the question. That Lara gets A LOT. So let’s talk about one of our favorite subjects: PETS! What kind should you get? Are you ready for one? And reasons why you should be skeptical of big brown puppy dog eyes. Join us as we travel through the hilarious world of pet ownership (or do they own US?) For all non-Pet people, here is a rare, intimate glimpse into the lives of crazy Pet people. Tune in now, and in the future, be on the look-out for our new book, “Three chickens in a bathtub”!

Episode 89- JUST NOPE

Welcome back! Piglet is up to his regular shenanigans, and Lara is a mean mom, but apparently not mean enough. However, she can hold her own during a game of sleep-chicken! Apparently, Inconsiderate Neanderthals are still fighting for survival, but Erin’s favorite swear saves the day.

All the olds!! We have all the symptoms! Lara’s a bag lady, has Disney PTSD, and is about to lose a finger. Erin’s going to get arrested for grand theft auto, but needs to know your favorite chocolate combo before she gets locked up.

Who’s survived the viral onslaught of 2018? And can anyone help with dream analysis? Contact us today!

Until then, rock on, you sexy beasts!

Shot Glass 88.5- I’m not your mother!

It’s our very First shot glass! We weren’t sure that it would happen, considering that Erin was on her death bed during the last episode, but she lives! And the ladies are finally addressing listener questions!

Today’s Brain buster: When you feel like your spouses parent! What do you do when they are not doing things they can do themselves and asking you/expecting you to do it for them?? And what do you do when your magic coffee table stops working? Listen to find out! We’re excited to have you join us on our inaugural shot glass!

Episode 88: The “Don” of 2018

Happy New Year!! And welcome to season 3! It’s a very progressive episode today, as we witness poor Erin gradually get the flu over the course of an hour. So we had to speed a few things up, but we manage to get everything in before Erin quite literally collapses on a lounge couch!

Here come shot glass episodes, hopefully starting this Saturday! (Pending on Erin’s new pet virus.) Lara escapes to AZ and has the time of her life staring at a big hole, perusing Route 66, visiting a yabba-dabba-don’t, and French kissing a giraffe! She also introduces a new segment: I WON’T try that!

Erin’s getting recognized in public, and wants to know why she’s wet. Are you the one who honked at her? There are also toilet troubles at the new house, along with penis comfort conundrums.

We end with a very presidential guest and his “Trumpolutions”, along with a condensed version of Erin and Lara’s Resolutions of every kind.

Welcome to a new season, and welcome 2018!

Episode 87: Goodbye, Hello!

Merry post-Christmas! First and foremost, a huge thank you to all of our listeners for being the best Christmas gifts we could ever ask for! We adore you and we beg the universe to go easy on all of us during 2018!

Speaking of 2018, bring it on, because It’s our last show of season 2! Erin’s outta here, Lara’s outta here, we’re all outta here! Erin’s tackling all of life’s challenges at once and is one tough chick, but keeps life balanced by getting herself on a watch list at Lowe’s. Lara has reached Sanity Peak, but at least she’s remembering to change her underwear.

Also on this episode, Erin has plans for a People magazine year end review, but Lara reaches deep and takes the show in an unplanned direction. (Boy that’s never happened before, right??) Erin has a royally fabulous new BFF (Meghan Markle) that we can all aspire to be like. Lara reviews the new Star Wars movie, but not the way you think. Something about terrible equestrians.

We need more solar eclipses and pretty good stars. The ladies share their hopes for 2018.
And No matter what, do not ever, ever release 1.5 million balloons at once.

Goodbye 2017. Hello 2018.

Episode 86: Merry Christmas, and Rock On!

It’s our Christmas Episode! Sort of....the ladies momentarily forget about the Yuletide and commence an hour of self-sabotage before the Christmas talk actually begins! Because there are Important confessions to make! Lara’s worried about her lack of sanity and might actually survive the Plague. Erin’s finally moving! Here’s your eviction notice! Get out, Woman! However, Lara is really going to miss having a wife, buying Her affection with jewelry, and having a direct bad influence on Erin! Andy will be happy about it though.....no more Lara to put holes in his wife’s head!

It’s a Christmas miracle.....involving house chickens. The toilet-papering pig is driving everyone NUTS. And How do you describe Lara? “She has an indoor pig”. That’s it. That’s all the description you need.

One of the ladies causes the sales lady at the Macy’s unmentionables counter to rethink her career choices. Why do guys smell, even when they don’t smell?? And what do you do on a date if your date accidentally farts??

And then on to Christmas Traditions! Traditions make Lara antsy.....that’s ok, because she’s a holiday failure anyway. But Erin’s on the ball and knows how to wrap up an epic white elephant party. Lastly, Lara ruins Christmas tree decorating and Santa Claus’s innocence. You’re welcome.

Merry Christmas!!

Episode 85: Kelly and Lurch save Christmas!

Recorded with Kelly (Bunker master from ‘Are We Prepared Yet’) and Lurch (from the WISPS crew), it’s another special Christmas show!
The ladies have a Big announcement! It’s HUGE! And then.....Erin defends her child from a gas station Kidnapper. (Or maybe he was innocent.....either way he’s bad at his job.)
Lara crashes a pregnancy announcement party, and The ladies transform their lovely gentlemen guests.....Something to do with blue teeth and manicures. Speaking of beautification techniques gone bad, Lara waxes off her lip!

And Then we talk presents! How to get the present you want. (Hint: Maybe don’t just Hint!) What NOT to get her, and Ideas of WHAT to get her. (Coupon books? Uhhhhh no. That’s a no.) Then the men give the ladies very vague present ideas for their husbands (thanks guys). Lara needs serious help! She bought her husband a pig! Where does she go from there?? And no, she’s not getting him truck nuts!

Join us for some holiday laughter, and hopefully we can cure your shopping woes! Time to tune in!