Episode 106: Who’s Your Daddy?

Hello all! There was a really really bad day.....but then the universe made up for it with an extra happy day! The ladies Marched with Aliens, and Lara got to meet her Idol! (and anther really famous guy....but neither of the ladies knew who he was, so they just sorta pretended to be excited.) The Last installment of porn and Funyons has come and gone. (Aka 50 shades of bleh.) And Is there anything more American than Costco? Lara fills in missing stories from last week’s episode, and Erin blows the whistle on a Swimsuit controversy.

And then! It’s Father’s Day! Vindication day!
Who’s more responsible for the festivities, the kids or the spouse? What are the vital characteristics of being a dad? The ladies love their daddies, and share their ideas on Why this holiday really counts. Time to tune in!

Episode 105- Squirrel!! And Bad Bacon

Sooooooo....here we go! Summer is HERE! Bad skin, Old Lady smells, words is hard, and a new job! Justin is the best, Nick Cage moves in, Butt bangs, Alien abduction insurance, and New segments! Long pipe, more Peeves, and any chance you want to come live record us? Write an essay! Revolutionary ideas, Terrible drinks, and Moms deserve a summer vacation too! Lastly, Are you the mystery Logan mom? We salute you! Costcotution! Girls trip?
SQUIRREL! (If you followed all of that....please treat yourself to a delightful beverage. And then listen to the show!)

Episode 104- Sleeping With Queen Mary

Let’s start with Shaela importing a Russian Bride.....and how that led to an adventure on the Queen Mary!

Erin has the week off, and so it’s a reunion with Lara and Shaela! The duo takes a girls’ trip to sunny CA where a planned visit to the Queen Mary turns into a haunted sleepover! Did the ladies have any paranormal experiences? (Spoiler Alert: YES!) Not only that, they also brought home some unwanted souvenirs! We’re going to leave it at that....you’re just gonna have to listen to the show to hear the details!

If this ship’s a rock in’ it’s because the ghosts are a knockin’!

Episode 103: The Distraction Show

Quit yer whinin’, we’re back! Lara has the plague again. (Thanks Caddy!) And can we please talk about West World! Have you seen this?! Also, Who constructed the modern calendar? They got Mother’s Day and Father’s Day BACKWARD. First poll of the day: How do you rank holidays in order of present importance? What do you expect from your S.O.? Second poll of the day: Are early birthday and christmas presents okay? Lastly, Erin has a solution for drab winter birthdays, and Lara enjoys sweet vengeance!

Episode 102- What not to ever ever ever say!

Oh, so much to say! Erin the Barbarian is back! And she brings Lara so much joy.....mostly because she’s the normal one now! Bring on the crazy! (Just do what the pregnant lady says! And for the love of all that’s holy, don’t pee on the table!) The end of school is near! Are you ready?? And Do you believe in miracles?? Cause they happened!
Baby party anyone? And Erin needs advice....

And then on to the main event! PSA time! What is one of the worst things you could ever ever ever say?? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out! Has something to do with new moms.....but this advice can stretch far and wide, so listen up! We’re here to help you!

Episode 101: We’re Back, BABY!!

Neither of the ladies feel great, but measures were taken to make a show happen, and here we are!! We missed you!
Lara’s been a bad friend, but it was a survival thing. But she feels better now. And her house is super pretty! Erin does Disney.....oh, and she has a HUGE announcement! Oh baby, are you ready for this news?? (And fair warning, Erin’s favorite Swear makes an appearance! No goat bleeps today!) What’s new in LOTRP land? The ladies dish the 411.

Lara gets a visit from her mom! Erin very passionately tried to make people cry at Disneyland. Erin’s crankiness makes Lara SOO happy!

SO many I tried that’s! A cat cafe?! Yep, never again! But Dad bod swimsuits....oh ya, that’s gotta happen! And nose hair trimmers? Ya, that happened. And Lara got a legit offer to influence the minds of young people. (What?!)

All this and as much as we can muster before we run out of energy......listen now!

Episode 100 Live Special!

It’s finally here! Recorded Live at the Residence Inn by Marriott, it’s the lounge ladies’ centennial episode! So much food, so much swag, so much fun....so much laughter!

Surround yourself with a bunch of coke (a-cola) addicts, and grab your ribbed soft soap, because LOTRP is expanding! But first, Lara needs a break from herself! She’s told she can’t recognize her own car, but that’s ok, because her happy juice makes everything better.

Erin’s dog interrupts Quality Jared time, and she’s mad because she still thinks she and Lara aren’t even, even after THE PICTURE makes its debut! Lara believes in Jonathon from Queer Eye, and Kev comes home to a bathtub full of chicks. The ladies answer personal questions, share stranger than fiction stories, simple things that make them happy, and then play Erin’s rowdy game of “sex toy or firework?”

Do us a favor: NEVER pick a favorite, but DO give this monumental episode a listen! Rock on!

Episode 99: High School Reboot

Tonight we’re gonna Party like it’s 1999! Sort of. Chicks!! Because Lara needs animals to love! Please tell her this is the end of saying goodbye! Gheera AND Piglet?! Lara asks a special favor to honor Gheera, and all of her other angel animals. Also, Don’t wash your kids’ mouths out with soap....we found something way better!

And then it’s time for High school memories (heaven help us). Erin makes fun of people who peaked in high school....and then discovers that Lara WAS ONE of those People.
Lara wishes she tried a little harder to enjoy her high school years, and Our sweet flannel Erin was a victim of mean girls. Apparently Erin wants to chase tornados, and Lara’s still figuring out what she wants to be when she grows up. Hang in there Kids! Don’t let high school define you! Grab your yearbooks....it’s time for some major cringing!

Episode 98- Because Kids Say Stuff

It’s a laugh out loud kind of day, because we are publicly revealing embarrassing things your kids have said! Dr appts, Walmart, gas stations, public restrooms, church....no where is off limits for little angelic voices to honestly and openly share your deepest, darkest secrets (and other joyful news)!

But first! It’s time to help Lara make some major Life decisions! Speeding tickets?! Apparently Erin’s high, and Lara’s low. Erin’s not impressed with Andy’s list of celebrity crushes and The best family reunion EVER..... all jam packed on today’s show!

Episode 97- Attractivenessness, Pt. 2!

Welcome back to part two! The ladies continue their interview with the Rocks that are Kevin and Danny. On today’s discussion board: How average are you, and what exactly is an ideal body type? Both Kevin and Lara have a crush on Erin. Danny has much to look forward to, like “manstitis”. How much of attraction is hard-wired, and why does Lara experiment on her husband, and dream of big men?? Erin and her resting demon face bare their testimony of human attraction....

But wait, there’s more! What Shows should we watch, and how do you motivate pre-teens to do ANYTHING?? All this and bad cashiers.....all on today’s episode! Join us now!