Eric and Kiley spend an evening people watching at The Quiet Woman in Carona Del Mar, CA. Kiley has an issue with the way Eric avoids the side boob.

Mom and Dad are guest on the podcast and reveal the new tattoos they will both get on their anniversary. Joe Biden is in Tahoe and the Coast Guard is in full force launching boats in the lake. Mom gives her imput on The Golden Bachelor, Old Joe Biden, fried fat called Sparky’s, and Blood Sausage.

ROLLER KINGDOM...Eric shows off his roller skating skills at the roller skating rink and Kiley says he has a roller dancing future. Eric and Kiley get into a deep discussion about anxiety, parenting, tattoos, and Eric’s turf burns on his butt crack.

SLOPPY JOES FOR OUR GUEST… Jazz Baduwalia joins Eric and Kiley on the podcast. Eric and Jazz talk about auditioning, SAG strike, and how Hollywood is changing. Kiley and Jazz remember their school lunchroom favorites, but nothing tops Eric’s Sloppy Joe’s.

A long, hot week has Eric and Kiley’s pool at one hundred degrees. Eric’s high school reunion feedback implies that they are drunk, but no, they are just weird. Kiley was better at smelling Eric’s ass then Jason Mamoa is at hosting Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. Eric has Kiley laughing hysterically when he reveals the ad he got on Facebook.

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION….Eric and Kiley attend Eric’s high school reunion and relive the 80’s. The SAG strike effects Eric’s auditions along with the unfair treatment of little people in the acting industry. Kiley is very excited for the Barbie movie, while Eric is only excited to see if they show naked Barbie.

THOSE NEWPORT NIGHTS…Another year and another Newport vacation for Eric, Kiley, and the family. Surfing, bike riding, drinking, and tan beach bods. Kiley fills Eric in on some fun filled facts about Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, and Tony Romo. Eric reminisces on his old high school teacher as his high school reunion gets closer.

Eric and Kiley take the podcast on the road to Newport Beach, CA for the family vacation. Mom, Dad, and multiple family members join the podcast for a montage of the typical day in the life of the Petrilla family. The Biden family cocaine, the imploded submarine and grandma threatening an intruder with a bread knife are only a few of the hilarious topics discussed.

To celebrate Independence Day, Eric and Kiley go on a political rant, the only way they know how to. Eric can’t believe that Walmart and Apple have buy now pay later options, even for soda. Kiley’s chip dilemma at Mexican food has Eric realizing something that he has been doing unconsciously for years.

TEAM WORK…Eric and Kiley prepare for the annual family vacation to Newport Beach, California and they finally finished Vanderpump Rules. Eric talks about his favorite place in Key West Florida, The Tipsy Rooster Bar that sells Juicy Tits Vodka. Kiley wonders who would ever sign up and pay for a submarine ride two miles deep in the ocean.