Jill and Hill get together to smash through a 3 episode backup while Mal takes some well deserved time off. Her presence is missed but the remaining ladies (and baby Henry the sleepiest boy in all the land) manage to cover 3 hot messy trainwreck episodes in just over an hour. PLUS you can finally hear Hillary talking!

The ladies convene to discuss the first episode of Pilot Pete’s season which overall was found to be very good television. Baby Hank was our special guest this week and he made his presence known! He was sleepy and likes to yell about being happy and he’s 6 months old so no one is allowed to be mad at us about it, okay? Okay deal.

The ladies get together for their third and final Paradise episode. It’s been a wild ride, and and they barely discuss it. This week on things Jill shouldn’t say in front of her brother: stuff about queefs.

Jill, Mal & Hill reunite and attempt to cover 6 episodes of Bachelor in Paradise but mostly spend 2 hours talking about the kids starting kindergarten, existential crises and morning farts.

Mal & Jill do their best to cover FOUR episodes where somehow there has only been one rose ceremony while Hill is out of town spending time with family. This is probably the actual most dramatic season of paradise ever and it is both enthralling and appalling and this episode is long AF as a result.

The ladies talk mostly about how Hannah is amazing and that’s really the most important takeaway from this season anyway. Also don’t go on a dating (let’s be real - marriage) show to boost your music career.

After several weeks off, the ladies get together for a cuddle puddle in Hill’s bed with her new precious angel Hank the Baby. Due to the sheer volume of shows to cover, they actually talk about the Bachelorette!

The ladies get together to talk about what was arguably the worst episode of any show ever and end up mostly talking about press on nails and doing musical theater as teenagers.

The ladies are no less tired and it is HOT today so brains is extra mushy. There were tacos and cookies and chocolate covered strawbs that they forget to discuss, Hillary didn’t have a chance to watch both episodes and Jill edited the episode together without listening to any parts of it while watching other people play video games.

The ladies go over some things they missed or didn’t get quite right on the last couple episodes and talk about doing a better job with the audio (while doing the same job with the audio.) They stay on topic for the first time in history because Hannah Beast is surprising and impressing everyone with her badassery.