Life’s a Bach

The ladies talk for 92 a solid minutes about amazing things they tell great jokes they have a wonderful insights into society at large and then the app crashes and they lose at all. This is just us apologizing for her technical shortcomings and Jill giving a brief recap of not the whole episode she just realized.

Live from the freezing ass basement with special guest appearance by Mal’s husband Kevin. Mal learns the real title of a well known gossip magazine. Jill mostly eats dinner and Hill is the voice of reason as always.

Mal, Jill & Hillary reunite after several quiet months of Bach hiatus. Aunt Patty asks the ladies to talk less about the Bachelor but they forget to try that until the end and also forget to mention it.

Jill checks in just in case anyone wants to listen to her talk for 3 minutes. She also does a bad job using her phone even though she works in I.T. Merry Christmas Eve!

The ladies eat hella pastries and discuss mostly things other than Bachelor In Paradise including but not limited to: True Crime, Baked Goods, Non-Bachelor Reality Shows, Off Season Podcast Ideas.

Mal takes the night off and Jill & Hill do their best to cover an unreasonably lengthy couple of anticlimactic episodes. It is hard and they are tired, but they really try!

Jill and Mall and Hill join forces once again to try and discern what the heck happened on another episode of Bachelor in Paradise. They take a couple long breaks and get a little confused along the way. Jill is even worse than usual at accents.

The ladies take a week off from podcasting to catch up on life (Jill) have birthdays (Mal) and play with their friends (Hill). Jill takes a full 7 days to put out this 5 minute recap episode for any of our listeners who don’t watch the show and rely on us to provide them the goods (yikes!)

Hill joins Jill and Mal once again on this hot smoky PNW day. They forget to talk about lots of things including snacks (Grilled cheese bites with marinara and rhubarb coffee cake) and Yuki the adorable Japanese bartender. Despite this, they do manage to talk for over an hour.

Mal & Jill just dive right on into the season premier of Paradise which Chris Harrison touts as the MOST DRAMATIC SEASON EVER. Jill isn’t totally sure she used the word tout correctly in this description but she’s decided to go ahead with it anyway.