Jill sneezes and Mal yawns a lot as we discuss the last episode of Becca Kufrin’s season of The Bachelorette.

Mal & Jill & Hill (Team 6 Ls) talk a bit about the Men Tell All where the overwhelming consensus is that Jordan won the night. We gush about Wills and Jason, either of whom we would gladly watch as the next Bachelor. And as usual Mal swears a lot, Jill swears some and everybody talks at least a little about inappropriate off topic stuff. Plus snacks!

Mall and Jill are joined once again by Hill for another unreasonably long episode! It just kinda gets like this the last couple weeks, so much to unravel. We talk about dates and behind the scenes stuff (mostly guesses) and Jill and Mal say thinks about Elephants that may or may not be true but seem plausible.

Mal & Jill are thrilled to have special guest Hill on this unreasonably long and rambling episode where they talk about previous seasons of the bachelor and their own virginities more than they talk about hometowns or Colton’s virginity.

Jill tries a new thing where she talks about the stuff they did wrong last week at the beginning of the episode, Mal seems fine with it. They are both really excited for hometowns next week.

Mal tries to keep us on track by reading Jill's notes on her phone since Jill's phone was busy recording the podcast. Jill would've printed the notes but her internet is down and she only has a WiFi printer. Thanks a lot, the future!

Mal has a really hard time with the word that means the opposite of hero. Jill doesn’t know what she’s trying to say and they both laugh really loud about it. Vegas is not a romantic city, a point which the camels and bad singers drive home well.

Mal has a really hard time with the word that means the opposite of hero. Jill doesn’t know what she’s trying to say and they both laugh really loud about it. Vegas is not a romantic city, a point which the camels and bad singers drive home well.

*Language Warning* We talk George Carlin and Mal drops the C word. Jill talks about how she wants to edit the dead air out but instead agonizes internally over every long pause because she knows they’re gonna stay in. Mal works on her Lincoln impression which gets markedly better throughout the episode.

We learn that Rice Krispie treats are Mal’s favorite and that when you’re competing for it on TV, love is a dangerous game. Well, sleeping and football seem to be anyway. Jill tries to edit the podcast again but the app crashes because of course it does. Lucky for the listeners, this episode still manages to be non-terrible!