Life's a Battle

Our daring commandos have dropped into the basin of Mt. Tarnished, and all hell has broken loose. As they search for the doors of the Eternium, our heroes face off against an onslaught of resistance and unthinkable mysteries.

Our heroes spill some blood, have a thousand and one new questions, and meet violent disagreements. Will our heroes survive long enough to find the door to the Eternium? The doors of infinity? Check out the newest episode of LIFE'S A BATTLE and find out.

Thanks for checking out the show, and remember: Life's a Battle, but you're not in it alone. Follow us on Instagram at Lifesabattlepod, and keep it breezy y'all.

Welcome to Season Two of Life's a Battle, The Eternity Gauntlet.

We meet our new band of heroes and enter the Souls-like world of Miyazakia, a fantasy landscape filled with the creatures and magic of the Forgotten Realms. Our story follows a beleaguered group of commandos as they are gathered for a mission that could decide the fate of the realm.

The Blood Hunters of the Knights of the Hollow Order are comprised of six heroes from across the realm: a young elven assassin cloaked in shadow, a Goliath survivor with a scarred past, an Aarakocran noble trained in both fist and mind, a Tiefling with icy blood and a hellish blade, a human noble with sorcerous blood and a secret, and an Aasimar healer and collector of knowledge.

Join us as we begin a new campaign in the brutal and exciting world of Miyazakia. Our heroes are pushed to the limit as they embark on the adventure of their lives! Thanks for checking out the show! Follow us at Lifesabattlepod wherever you do your socials, and tell your people about the show if it catches your attention!

Catch you on the flipside party people! :)

What's up everyone? Life's a Battle is a Fantasy Adventure podcast, and we are back on the market baby. Join Dungeon Master Kyle Battle and his family and friends as they take on the fate of the world in our new Souls-like campaign. Season Two will have more high-flying hijinks than ever before, so stay tuned for new episodes every two weeks. Life's a Battle, but you're not in it alone. Have an excellent day!

Our fearless flyers delve deeper into the dangerous dungeon of Kathy Town's Forge! Robot zombies? Check. Nuclear fusion reactors? Double check. Daddy treats the factory like a museum, Snakes becomes Angelina Jolie in Hackers, Captain ups his theatre makeup game. What secrets lie at the core of the Forge? Find out on this week's episode of Life's a Battle. Tell your mom and dad, your HR representative, or maybe your work bestie. Thanks for listening, and we'll see you in the stars!

Creeping through the shuttered halls,

our heroes heed adventure calls.

In yonder room they find a gun,

and thus begins this journey's fun.

Daddy shoots, and Snakes reboots,

while Captain jokes and ponders loots.

So enter, join the spooky trance -

does the party stand a chance?

Life's a Battle Episode 9 is here! Tell your mom and your best friend from 3rd grade!

The gang jumps right into the action as they make their way into the heart of Kathy Town. Daddy has some hot surges, Captain makes wily use of his favorite weapon, and Snakes cosplays as Cyclops. With two hours of robot-bashing, sidesplitting action, Life has never been more of a Battle for our daring wayfarers. Will they uncover the secrets of the Forge? You'll just have to wait and see, you silly gooses. Remember: Life's a Battle, so always know where the closest fire extinguisher is.

Once there was a group of three,

one of whom was named Daddy.

Down they went, the hidden path,

thank Snakes, detective polymath.

With gifts and deliberation,

they crept into that haunted station.

Who knows what they are yet to find?

Will they live or lose their minds?

With Captain Glider's debonair,

the gang descends towards K-Town's lair.

Things get weird as the rowdy bunch follows the baddy bartender into Kathy Town's upper heights. The stakes are high, and the gang unravels the mysteries of Zapadoo-2, one rundown at a time. Snakes practices her hero stance, Captain gets his gains, Daddy has a close call. Grab your space shoes and strap in, because you're in for a wild ride. Life's a Battle, so tell your friends you love them, and also when something's in their teeth.

Ooooooh doggie! Our merry band of danger noodles finally touch down in Kathy Town, and as they learn more about the mysterious event, tensions rise. Snakes sings an original tune, Daddy gets mad and disappointed, Fynn Glider grows into his role as Captain of Chaos. From scared teenage guards to angry hobbits, this episode is more giggly and dramatic than a pack of hyenas on laughing gas. Thanks for listening, and don't forget to tell your friends, your dads, your mom, and your llama, if you are so fortunate.

Our fearless flyers (not the Vulfpeck alternate funk band) converse with their new friends. The plot thickens as the party learns more about the mysterious event overshadowing Zapadoo-2 and its inhabitants. Daddy's tired, Snakes learns the shape of the wind, Fynn Glider tarries his outfit. Will our heroes make it to Kathytown in one piece? Or will they stir up more trouble? Tune in and harness up: it's story time.