We destroy cities this week as we pitch some colossal Kaiju movies!

Honourable mentions

Colossal Capybara - It's just a movie about a huge capybara really... Nothing much else there.

Godzilla Runs for Mayor of Tokyo - Maisie Williams must fight her dad played by Ben Mendelssohn for the soul of Tokyo and Godzilla

We pitch some more Transport thrillers, and discuss the most frightening forms of transport, stormy airport streams, our ideal guests, and more!

Featuring: "HELL-icopter", "London, Underground?", and "The Bus That Could Slow Down but Didn't"

When the police commissioner's daughter is trapped on a smart-cycle by a hacker with a grudge, the cops have to turn to the person they derided most, the officer who mainly does charity bike rides.

Also featured:

Something's got to scream, it might as well be buses.

Shit, we've been diverted to Wrexham!

We chat about the Family Magical Realism genre and pitch some more movies!

This is the deleted scenes for episode 366, it might be worth listening to that before this one. But hey we can't stop you... it's all content init.

Strap yourself in for some Family Magical Realism as we pitch "Truthpaste" as Timothee Chalamet has to look past his spy training and help a family who has come in possession of a truth serum excreting toothpaste.

Honourable mentions

The Wishing Biscuit - A family get a biscuit that can grant wishes and are hunted down by the fruits of said wishes.

The Secret of the Coffee Bean - A kid, who really wants coffee, gets more than he bargained for... and so do his parents!

In a fun-filled deleted scenes notably longer than the episode itself, we talk about weird Saturday Morning Cartoon adaptations from movies pitched at adults, then pitch some very strange cartoons of our own featuring some Wikipedia goblins trying to foil the evil Q and his conspiracy theories, then pitch a movie about Rasputin being drafted into the local high-school cheerleader squad.

This week we're doing the job of wacky kids tv show presenters and serving as a buffer between Saturday Morning cartoons.

Vince McMahon wants John Cena back in the WWE, and he'll send out wrestler-controlling snakes to fight for his contract.

We pitch some more mascot movies including one where Dido gets transformed into a dog, and has to team up with human sledgehammer Peter Gabriel in order to overcome the fallout from Kate Bush's deal with god (after running up that hill).

Also featured Max Overdrive and the Land Rovers, which is about a group of medical abominations trying to figure out how to get to a rooftop, and whether their band should split up.

We pitch some mascot-centered animated movies, Featuring the birth of a monstrous millennial icon who motorbikes his way onto our WAP-enabled phones and has since refused to leave. But what if the crazy frog had a more wholesome beginning?

In which we pitch a PT Barnum staple space epic and Nic Cage is resurrected to curse some space adventurers.

This is the deleted scenes for episode 363, so we suggest to listen to that for more context... or not, we kinda just pitch films in this one so you'll probably get it. But you should listen to that episode anyway, because it is also good.