Lighthouse Shock Jock

Lighthouse Shock Jock

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Lighthouse Shock Jock episodes

  • #10: The Super Bowl Food Coma, Valentine's Day, LHSJ Bible Study 2

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    It's not too late to cash in on the Super Bowl conspiracy theories right? Thankfully I'm more concerned about the food than the game (which I was mostly asleep for... except the halftime show).


    Plus, some thoughts about this year's Valentine's Day, and some reconciling in Bible Study about whether or not it's possible to be a homosexual Christian.


    0:00 Intro, Chiefs Dynasty, Super Bowl halftime show

    5:55 Super Bowl food coma, all out mac & cheese

    17:08 "Analysis" of the football game itself; hypnotizing people who sports bet

    23:36 Valentine's Day

    29:09 Housekeeping on show stuff

    38:56 LHSJ Bible Study: Corinthians, Wisdom, Sexual Immorality


    #podcast #superbowl #valentinesday #biblestudy #corinthians #chiefs

    1 hr 38 min
  • #9: Florida vs Tennessee, Who Wants to Be a Hater, Palworld, LHSJ Bible Study

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    It sucks getting old, but at least that makes it easier to rant about the differences between Florida and Tennessee.


    Plus, what makes that new viral game Palworld so interesting? It may have something to do with how interesting the developer is, but how will Nintendo respond?


    We also play the second round of Who Wants to Be a Hater with two fresh new evil and cringe pieces of content pitted against each other for the title of most cringe. Which one edges it out??


    Finally, the first edition of Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study deals with the first couple chapters of James and how we deal with the trials in life and what it means for our fate as a believer.


    #palworld #sportsbetting #podcast #florida #tennessee #biblestudy #james


    0:00 Intro, getting old

    5:00 Getting home from Florida

    12:31 Sleep deprived driving vs drunk driving

    21:44 Differences between Florida & Tennessee

    44:43 The south as a "racist paradise" stereotype

    51:09 Show plans for the future

    1:05:04 Definitive proof all your dreams can come true

    1:08:11 Controversy over Palworld

    1:25:45 Who Wants to Be a Hater (Round 2)

    1:49:17 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study


    (Recorded February 6, 2024)

    2 hr 41 min
  • #8: From Heretic to Believer

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    There's going to be some changes around here. It doesn't take a long time for a person to completely change and I talk about how the last few months have changed me (and what's going to change about the show going forward).


    (Recorded September 20, 2023)

    1 hr 21 min
  • #7: My "Leaving Florida" Bucket List & The Voicecel Test (did I pass?)

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    A professional podcaster would've waited until the rain stopped before recording this episode but that is not the situation in life we are in at the moment.


    Alas, I ramble about the stuff to do before leaving Florida in a couple months, lament today's beach day being ruined by the rain, take that viral Voicecel test, and wonder what that guy who won the $2B Powerball a few months ago is doing with his money now...


    0:00 Watching the sunrise on the beach & getting harassed by cops

    11:30 Why it's impossible to escape office politics & the homeless beach problem

    17:07 Rain will not stop the recording of this podcast

    25:06 The "Leaving Florida" bucket list

    51:04 What the $2B Powerball winner is up to

    1:01:52 Taking the Voicecel test


    (Recorded September 20, 2023)

    1 hr 14 min
  • #6: The Other Side of Fear; 70's Game Shows; Hurricane Idalia Stories

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    With all the hate let out, I'm back to offering "only" (mostly) positivity with some advice about how to appreciate the unnoticed positive moments in life, cleansing your energy, and conquering fear.


    Plus, some rants about making it through Hurricane Idalia despite being around terrible Florida drivers, the moment I decided to quit vaping, and my college career of watching 70's game shows on Game Show Network at 3 AM.


    0:00 Intro & being anxious to record this show

    5:20 Fear being the theme for this podcast & "housekeeping"

    12:47 YouTube algorithm music reminding me of 70's game shows

    20:18 The thing that finally caused me to finally quit vaping

    26:42 The heyday of 70's game shows

    33:24 I lived through Hurricane Idalia (spoiler alert) and its terrible drivers

    38:51 The newest annoying traffic phenomenon plaguing the road

    44:25 Recognizing positive "luck" instead of always negative luck

    56:42 Escaping being afraid and what's on the other side of fear


    (Recorded August 31, 2023)

    1 hr 37 min
  • #5: Who Wants to Be a Hater: Cringe Twitch "Gamer" Ads Edition!

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    I took the last 3 months to build up unbridled hatred towards the world and this show is the catharsis where we let it all out together. Haterade goes all around including towards radio fans, normies, social media, zoomers, fat people, Twitch "gamer" ads and streamers, plus other stuff I'm sure I forgot about.


    If you want to play the cringe Twitch ad game, skip to 48:10. Which ad was the most cringe?


    0:00 Intro & the theme of this show

    4:04 Why I hate radio & normies now

    15:08 Going to the gym at 3 am

    16:55 Who I'm trying to appeal to now since reviving LHSJ

    18:24 Changing my mind about mistrusting therapy

    20:04 Accepting haterade as the future of LHSJ & why Twitter sucks now

    23:39 Turning helping people podcasting into a business

    29:27 Being the "talent" vs the background roles of a podcast

    32:47 Synchronicities & coincidence

    39:32 My response to people asking me how I lost 100 pounds

    40:49 Encountering a "radio fan" at the store

    48:10 Who Wants to Be a Hater: Cringe Twitch Ads Edition


    (Recorded August 14th, 2023)

    1 hr 28 min
  • #4: Twitch's DRACONIAN new ad policy; NBA Playoffs; Succession finale

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    After a few week break, I'm back to talk the new Twitch guidelines and how it may kill smaller esports and promote further cronyism in the streaming world.


    Plus, a foray into my first season of watching the NBA playoffs (and current finals), why Jokic looks like the current GOAT to me, and why the Succession finale was amazing.


    0:00 Intro + "housekeeping"

    8:58 Twitch comes out with new ad guidelines for streamers

    24:30 Streamers are pissed & threaten to leave Twitch

    31:35 Twitch's PR response

    35:03 Potential for other streaming platforms to take off

    42:12 Impact on esports & why esports is a grift industry

    52:12 First year of watching NBA playoffs & enjoying basketball

    57:17 The only thing I don't like about basketball so far

    59:48 Succession finale talk (WITH spoilers, of course)

    1:26:10 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    1:27:53 Dropping Westworld in Season 3 (spoiler-free)

    1:31:50 Outtro & what's coming up next episode


    (Recorded June 6, 2023)


    1 hr 36 min
  • #3: Purifying your social media; The Quest for the Greatest Bit of All Time

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    As promised, a primer on how to not allow social media to eat your soul and using it effectively for non-toxic purposes. I outline what you can do RIGHT NOW to change your pattern of endless scrolling and misery.


    Plus, I've enlisted the help of a tool that's been getting quite the amount of attention lately. The goal? To find the greatest bit in known radio history...


    ALSO:


    ▶ Difficulties of having a terrible sleep schedule

    ▶ Why it's futile to argue with people

    ▶ Ed's article that I talked about for those that need it: https://edlatimore.com/no-one-gives-a-shit-about-you/


    0:00 Intro; making fun of not realizing this is a podcast

    2:46 The plan for the next few shows

    5:01 Being unable to stay awake longer than 4-6 hours

    7:36 Finding a reason to wake up from sleep

    12:03 Lamenting those who grew up with social media

    16:50 Why I don't "debate" or argue with people anymore

    22:55 What social media has devolved into in 2023

    25:17 Losing yourself in scrolling

    33:45 Criteria for purging your social media of toxicity

    40:54 Finding accounts you can get value from

    45:04 Ed Latimore & the article that changed my life

    48:14 How Ed's article introduced me to "value" social media

    52:16 Going from being a consumer to a producer

    54:05 Being an effective "reply guy" & thickening your skin

    1:02:51 The feeling of seeing your content go "viral"

    1:12:50 Generic platitude accounts 😡

    1:16:09 "Mr. 4000" helps me on the Quest for the Greatest Bit of All Time

    1:43:43 Outtro


    (Recorded May 19, 2023)

    1 hr 46 min
  • #2: Is addiction real; zoomer attention spans; Spring Cleaning; "meditation"

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    This one was also recorded at near 2 AM and what is now 502 days *alcohol free. That doesn't change what you can take away from some of these reflections though.


    Is addiction even real and if so, how can you identify the "real" addiction?


    Plus, I rant about zoomer attention spans and why they're either hyper smart or braindead insects (there's no in-between).


    Also in there somewhere:


    - Dealing with a springtime flea apocalypse and exterminating them all

    - Reflecting on my "career path" (if you could even call it that).

    - Leaning into what I'm good at (clown) vs what I want to be (real radio host)

    - Who this show is even for and why I'm doing it.


    0:00 Intro + yelling at zoomers whining about long podcast intros (lol)

    7:00 Leaning into being a late nighter and still not used to this being a podcast

    13:41 Loving and hating the long commute to work (ft a terrible Big Bang Theory story)

    20:51 How important it is to be alone with your own thoughts

    25:16 Meditation isn't as stereotypical as you're picturing

    27:44 Why I'm doing Lighthouse Shock Jock, who it is and isn't for, and the existential crisis of "30"

    36:07 Realizing the only thing in life I'm good at & spring cleaning

    39:02 My household flea apocalypse

    44:54 The time our house was infected with bed bugs

    53:19 The dynamic of zoomers either being incredibly smart or dumb as a brick (no in-between)

    59:19 Being prone to losing connections with people

    1:02:01 Reflecting on my "career" path

    1:07:20 Going to McDonalds during the break...

    1:08:56 Was spending 500 days alcohol free copium (and is addiction even real)?

    1:23:19 The question that makes me rethink life challenges (and what are we even here in this world to do?)

    1:26:30 Gaining the ability to stop lying to yourself

    1:31:12 What's coming up next show & outtro


    (Recorded May 18, 2023)

    1 hr 40 min
  • #1: Fighting with mom on Mother's Day; Succession is IRL; staying anonymous

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    I recorded this at 2 AM on Mother's Day because of the scathing shouting match I had with mine today that made me question my whole relationship with her.



    In the second half (skip to it if you're not in the mood for dark Mother's Day shit), I wanted to have some fun, so I ramble a bit (analyze?) about some of the shows I'm watching like Succession, Rabbit/Hole, Ted Lasso.



    Plus, why I may have changed my mind about that dumb internet reality show Fishtank where they lock stupid influencers in a house just to watch them.



    Also sprinkled in there:

    - How I got introduced to the side of Twitter that changed my life

    - The difference between knowing something and understanding it

    - A new approach to podcasting by staying anonymous for this run.



    0:00 Intro, why other podcasts are corporate and awful, and why this run is anonymous

    13:01 Fighting with my mom on Mother's Day

    1:08:29 Terminally online words in Succession

    1:12:58 Why it's hard to take some RW Twitter accounts seriously

    1:17:57 "Hot" take on people who didn't get the Lost ending

    1:22:39 Why I might be changing my mind about Fishtank

    1:27:23 The first and only time I'll talk about my sexual orientation

    1:31:10 Ted Lasso & Rabbit/Hole

    1:35:49 Every hacking scene looks the same & Rabbit/Hole verdict

    1:40:05 Succession

    1:41:42 Weird phenomenon of lost knowledge always finding its way back to you

    1:44:35 Not reading any Succession takes or research before going into it

    1:46:39 My favorite Succession character

    1:51:14 How Succession captures and transcends the culture war

    1:57:55 The love put into John Wick 4 and the Mario movie

    2:01:04 Outtro, escaping perfectionism, what the future holds for the show


    (Recorded May 14, 2023)

    2 hr 8 min

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