Coincidences get the clap treatment. Executive Producer credits are handed out to the lads after an exclusive exposé leads to a movie deal. Supposed hairy, unkempt resident of the Land of the Long White Cloud, Moehau Man, stands accused of murder and general nuisance by local Tangata Whenua. Where in the world is Miss Arnold?

Luke is struck down with fatigue, jet lagged from a 90 minute bus ride. A rowdy interjection ensues. Tony challenges Luke to identify the zany debunking explanations put forward for some of history’s most notorious UFO mysteries. Astronomic oddities create a sensation in Strange, followed up by a lame eclipse story from Tony - sorry... Today’s episode was (not) sponsored by Miho Japanese Cleaner. Special discount at first time!

The paranormal activity is accumulating think and fast in this week’s episode. A vigilant caller warns of an explosive risk from careless droppings let loose beneath an unidentified source. Luke challenges Tony to identify the ghoulish fact from fiction. A different kind of mysterious entity strikes fear into the locals amongst the Transylvania alps.

Fabs and Celine drop by to share an exciting update. Venus shines phenomenally brightly and triggers more false aerial alarms. Luke is struck down by turboprop lag after traversing islands. Natural disasters prove future-proof fortuitous for the snap happy tourist trade. Intimidating and sexually suggestive MIB drag Luke into their bizarre lingo. A hungry plowboy mystic has his intelligence called into question.

A jet lagged Ton inbound from Europe is fighting fatigue and abusing recommended caffeine quotas in order to stay lucid. Annie Franks’ wieners, battered vegan delights and impossible beef burgers add a pinch of flavour to the show. Noah’s futuristic claims are put under the microscope in an exclusive, grammatical error ridden tell all exposé. Get Me Some Strange chronicles the dangers of playing with yourself while behind the wheel.

Catholic catchphrases cause confusion in the Tron. Security is beefed up ‘round Tony’s place. A tell all interview with the Reverend’s granddaughter leads to incessant phone calls and a large scale cover up by the 1980s news media. Confused New Zealanders create a stir in wartime.

A scrumptious, freshly baked Devonshire tea is shared with fellow Lits’eners. Bizarre coincidences strike for Luke and friend of the show Jim. Alternative and loosely financed fan theories behind Adolf’s grand escape are hypothesised. A dramatic revelation behind poos on the moon is plopped down. In a far too colloquial moment, Luke and Tony are introduced to the worst humans in history. Luke upstages Tony in Get Me Some Strange.

Excuses flow for last week’s absenteeism. Tony has a close shave with vehicular manslaughter. The Elusive Moose is on the loose with a scrumptious serving of old faves Nasty Ed and Percy Lyes plated up, accompanied by a half serving of Alex Gale on the side. Luke shares a fishy tale or three which leaves him gasping.

Tony adopts out the closest thing he has to a son. While revisiting a few ye olde fave yarns, Luke probes Tony on his close encounters in a pop quiz that is anything but succinct. Haunting visions of blackish nuns, repetitive brotherly love and holy movie sequels shake up the English banking sector. Abominable alpine encounters are recited as reported by Luke’s fave Communist news agency.

Appointment availability at the local salon is under threat due to the rise of cold calling virtual assistants. Punch, hunch and brunch returns and tackles baby boomers and the viability of dual purpose holes. Something queer is lurking amongst the mist of the highlands, while glory awaits those who hole up at the summit. Ernst, Karen and Oz gently sway to Bic Runga’s Strange soundtrack