Our special guest this week is Dave Wallace, broadcaster and musical artist. You can hear a sample of his music here. You will learn a lot of insider tricks of broadcasting this episode. Listen if you want a business model relating to April Fools.

In this age of nobody knowing what to do about advertising, we put our shoulders to the wheel. Advertising: Solved! Some freaky-ass Derren Brown type shit makes Danny (and you??!!) perform a Google UnSafeSearch. Facial-hair compliments from strangers: the milk of human kindness, or sad? You will learn how clever Danny is with words in this episode.

We honour that fucking The Watchmen movie by discussing other things that should be adapted. We find a treasure trove of musical statistics, and you can read along in your book; you will know it is time to turn the page when you hear the chimes go like this. Listen to this episode if you want to win a signed photo of the Like a Mad Dog Running Through a Puddle of Gravy fellas, or an unsigned episode featuring Li'l Joseph Mack.

Danny's audio quality deteriorates over the course of the episode, which I blame on the chicken. We start out namechecking our #1 fan and end up harshly critiquing his country's plumbing. You will learn a lot about colonial history in the South Pacific in this podcast. Listen if you want a whallop in the thinkbox.

Foolishly, while Danny was due to put all his gears in a box and move house this week (making recording of theme and interstitial music impossible), we filled this episode with references to flash-in-the-pan pop-cultural phenomena that will be invalid in a little over the time it takes to download the episode. Fortunately for us local folk combo The Horton Wadsworth Longfellow Justice Experiment stepped forward to record quick 'n' dirty musical placefillers; unfortunately for you we kept them in the show. Listen to this if you are poor and want to know how to really ruin Walt, or you are McG and want to know how to really fix your upcoming robot picture.