Chris and Melissa discuss how underground the podcast has become, Fat Jew's lying ass, Straight Outta Compton, how to find child porn, and Mark Duplass stops by.

Nicki Minaj addresses the beef, Chris tells a crazy story about his friend getting raped by a stripper's dad, and all the curses he's put on people that came true. Also, pressed-juice girl update!

Funny lady Jade Catta-Preta stops by to talk about the ups and downs of working on a television show, and Taylor Swift rudely crashes our podcast.

Melissa and Chris have no guests because guests are lame. We discuss Hollywood, Melissa yelling at a lawyer, the new show about the Bachelor- UnReal, Entourageathon, a girl that told Chris he was creepy, Pistol Shrimps, and rape. Kylie Jenner stops by.

Chris and Melissa talk to Caitlyn Jenner (definitely not someone pretending to be her) about life and stuff. Melissa's brain doesn't work and Chris has a special power of guessing the days people were born on. Oh, and we take an Entourage quiz.

Chris and Melissa have special guest Lindsay Lohan (not Alice) on to talk about jury duty, pressed juice girl, drugs, and bananas.

We talk about Chris's gambling days in Detroit, Louis CK's hilarious child molester joke, people asking you to give things to your famous friends aka getting "Hollywooded," and my phone number.