!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Zoomcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELORETTE wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's episode, Dame Doris the Cat does a purr-fect impersonation of Clare, the L&R gang take a brief detour into Spanish 101, and the bachelorette fittingly awards herself the group date rose.

#showup #damedoris #daleobsessed #boobs #zoomcast #scarvard #PopQuiz #fashioncorner #origamijoe #LaQuinta #boobjob #whathappened #WhatDate #rightreasons

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised! This podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELORETTE wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's episode, Jet shows some skin, Clare is as thirsty as the Sahara desert. and the L&R guys come to terms with being roughly the same age as Justin Timberlake.

#showup #daleobsessed #jumpwrap #jasonforbachelor #jasonfortayshia #zoomcast #popquiz #fashioncorner #origamijoe #lululemon #laquinta #boobjob #toxicmasculinity 

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised! This podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior. 

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELORETTE wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's First Impressions episode, Clare "shows up," Frace gives us a who's who of whos, and Jet refuses to dance for free.

#showup #fartring #jumpwrap #jumpwrapchallenge #dumpsterfiredms #popquiz #origamijoe #fracefirst #laquintainn #boobjob #volumehairclare

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's epic finale, Producers rent out a quaint little Breakup AirBnb fully equipped with a photo booth to capture the special occasion, Peter dresses for a flood (of emotions), and the gang wonders if Neil Lane is officially going bankrupt.

#petergotagirlfriend #crymeariver #fracefirst #wwfd #datebreakdown #listentoyourheart #virgin #dontlethergo #clarecrawley #barbgotabob #barbzoom 

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea and Jet, along with guest host Omar, who heroically steps in in Frace’s absence, as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those who are  willing to listen.

In this week’s episode, the gang talks Latin cuisine with a casual tostones shoutout, Peter’s parents make some whoopie in the back seat of the company car, and Frace officially has some competition as Omar brings his passion for fashion to a corner of his own.

BONUS! Prompted by ABC’s PSA on cyber bullying, the team gets a bit serious (for once) as they tackle the recent escalation of racism and bullying  in today’s society.

#whoamentallull  #crymeariver #fracefirst #omar #fashionpassion #datebreakdown #jumpwrap  #whereskelley #champagnegate #listentoyourheart #didgeridoo #popquiz  #virgin #giftofathistle #khaldrogo #whiterose #pure

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea and Jet as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this episode, Frace has the week off as he deals with real-world issues. But in the absurd world of reality tv, Peter and Hannah Ann have a pre-coitus rendezvous in a deserted hotel lobby, ABC extends the Bachelor age range by 50 years, while Victoria F. and Peter attempt to tackle the one infinitesimal issue causing a rift in their relationship - a little thing called communication.

#crymeariver #fracefirst #thelword #lord #hailmadisons #datebreakdown #legwraps #truthinthemoment #oldtomato #virgin #children

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those  who are willing to listen.

In this week's episode, crying is lying, Frace vows to keep his daughter off the pole, and SPOILER ALERT!!!...Peter is an idiot. 

#channeltheflannel #plaidnight #hashtagyourwaythrulife #crymeariver #roserundown #wrapitup #petersbasement #fracefirst #thelword #lord  #hailmadisons #datebreakdown #fashioncorner #legwraps #fourchordsandthetruth #truthinthemoment #popquiz #virgin #children #faith

Sponsorships: off for this episode

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and  Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's episode, Peter is as charmingly befuddled as Hugh Grant, Madison drops the "L" word, and a 3-on-1 isn't necessarily as sexy as it sounds.

#montage #notincleveland #peru #crymeariver #alpacas #ashermarket #roserundown #petersbasement #fracefirst #thelword #lord #datebreakdown #fashioncorner #legwraps #funeralmarch #mykelly #truthinthemoment #popquiz #virgin #children

Sponsorships: off for this episode

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace, along with guests Omar and Arianna as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's episode, Omar and Arianna take over for Frace, who conveniently took a vacation during what was to be a 5-hour snooze-fest of BACHELOR overload. The gang tackles the subject of feminine wiles; Lexi is thirsty for more than love; and Pilot Pete might live in his parents' basement.

#montage #notincleveland #costarica #crymeariver #hessogenuine #roseerundown #helicopterdate #fracefirst #datebreakdown #byebyebye #legwraps #mykenna #mykelley #chaching #truthinthemoment #chrisharrisoninamustache

!!!WARNING!!!

Listener Discretion is Advised. This Podcast may contain childishly adult-like behavior.

Join self-proclaimed experts of the Bachelor-verse Chelsea, Jet, and Frace as they impart their infinite BACHELOR wisdom unto all of those who are willing to listen.

In this week's episode, Cleveland rocks almost as much as Canada, Jet thinks Steve Jobs is a fashionista, things literally get literal, and Chase Rice has four chords and nothing but the truth.

#montage #chandelier #hessogenuine #airplanedate #roseerudown #chasewho #fourchordsandthetruth #fracefirst  #datebreakdown #comeoniwannalayah #cedarpoint #funnelcakes #fashioncorner #greatwhitelie #mykenna #chaching #chrisharrison #growingpains #kobe