LimoTales NYC Podcast

As a closing thank you to you all, here are a shitload of driving and travel tips to make my life and yours less stressful.

Statta Buon!

This Episode Includes:

- More Inane Conversation

- I'll Get Out Here

- A Truck Full Of Chickens

- To Have And Have Not

- Alone With His Thoughts

- Jackpot

- Best Friends Play Tag

9 stories including:

- Pleasant, No-Medicated Driver Please

- Can I Get That In Writing?

- You Wrap Your Car, I'll Wrap My Jet.

- Rich & Cluefree

- You're The Bad People

- Anybody See Grandpa?

- A Nice Mix Of Folks

- Hey Smokers...

- Eloquence and Loving Conversation From The Back Seat

7 stories including:

- The Flying Mouth

- Blind, Wobbly Drunk

- Bad Hydraulics And A Puddle Of Swimmers

- Trawling For Content

- 8/14/03 - NYC Blackout

- Eraserheads At The Plaza

- I'm Drivin' You To The Mastas

7 stories including:

- Types of Clients I Have

- Yummy Maps

- The Deer Hunter

- Natasha Needs Warmth

- Bag O Balls

- One Of many Nights with Paul O'Neill

and Attention: DOT Folks

Six stories, including:

- I Only See What's In Front Of Me

- Beauty & The Beast/Sweet 16

- If It Bleeds, It Leads

- So Close, Yet So Far,

- Overstressed and Directionally Challenged

- Stoner Dad

This episode features two boneheads who work for investment banks, a story within a story, drivers dozing off, and some really uncomfortable rides clients have had to contend with.

More stupid dispatcher interactions, stupid driver stories, and a couple stuck in the rain that truly deserved it.

My idea of the perfect custom-built limousine, taking an ultra-rich vehicular virgin to a billion-acre horse farm and two trips with Mr. & Mrs Whiny Bitch.

A bunch of stories about a name-brand family that has more money than sense, stories of me carting kids all over creation, and absurd client demands from over the years.