Syd and Brit go a little further down the LinkedIn rabbithole when they discover just how much money LinkedIn rakes in from corporate subscriptions. LinkedIn may benefit more from you being unemployed. If you get a job, they lose your engagement. Diabolical.

Discover:

• A cold bitch crying over the joys of motherhood

• Trading a dog for a pack of cigarettes
• LinkedIn is making billions from company subscriptions and we’re all getting screwed
• Getting auto-rejected for an internship when you have nearly a decade of experience
• Trying to “get it up” for your bajillionth job interview
• Being a slut when recruiters text “you up” at last call
• Best and only advice we'll ever give for job interviews…. LIE LIE LIE
• Mr. Dogpoop is hiring but the pay is shit
• The medieval nature of freelancing

Syd and Brit dive into the weirdest jobs they’ve ever had while delving deeper into the job search, sharing some new developments on recruiters and the tactics companies use to reel in potential suckers—I mean, applicants. They uncover some unexpected stats and wrap things up on a high note.

Discover:

• Bachelorette parties are both a job and a scam
• Some people think their jobs are more important than they are
• You’re not Tree Paine
• Getting into the odd jobs of it all
• More dunking on LinkedIn, man we really hate LinkedIn
• The longer you’re unemployed the shittier of a job you’ll settle for and companies are banking on it
• How to turn weird fetishes into cash the easy way
• The unemployment stats aren’t adding up
• End on a high note

Syd and Brit recount their last week of hopeless job hunting. If looking for a job wasn’t bad enough, now we have ghost jobs and job scams to worry about. This podcast still won’t help you get a job but it can help you recognize ghost jobs and scam jobs.

Discover:

• Diving headfirst into momhood
• Getting our hearts broken and our dreams crushed with one single email
• Busting job scams wide open and how to avoid getting got
• Dunk on capitalism and creative directors

• Exploring ghost jobs, rebranding to mirage jobs
• Tales from unemployment r/recruitinghell Reddit
• The workforce hates women but despises moms
• Pregnant Then Screwed
• The joys of pivoting
• Good news from Waffle House