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On Today’s Show:

2:24 – An insane preacher (or maybe a cult leader) berates his wife, his congregation, and that slut Lisa that God told him to marry

12:46 – The crazy has followed me to Cincinnati. A local family has a confederate flag and some racist dolls / statues on display on their front porch. The local news is there!

17:55 – Drinking a whole bottle of vodka in like 5 minutes? The aftermath can’t be pretty.

The News:

23:05 – A woman finds a large mound of shit on her car. Also, a lispy news reporter might want to re-think his career

26:28 – Spreading HIV because apparently, you can’t cure yourself by drinking piss. Who knew? Oh yeah, EVERYONE.

30:39 – Oh, DV Listener Virgin Sex Pet created an underwater microphone and then pissed on it. The audio is very soothing

32:26 – A Special short 4/20 news story: a woman found some lady in her house taking a bath and eating her cheetos.

34:03 – Voicemails from listeners

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