The crew (minus Jake) takes a massive crap on "The Return of the Mummy" and the covert imperialist operation run by the monstrous Dr. Ben Hassad and his loser nephew Gabe.

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In this over-stuffed episode, Jamie (@BoyfriendJamie), Andrea (@afbusch), Kip (@myneighborhimbo), and Sarah (@bbyhag) discuss the two-parter "Welcome to Camp Nightmare," their love for the Twilight Baseball scene, and how many twists is too many before a story becomes incomprehensible. We also play our first official round of the catchily named "Goosebumps Book Titles Quiz."

Jamie (@BoyfriendJamie), Andrea (@afbusch), Jake (@RustyNessler), Will (@Will_Most), and Kip (@myneighborhimbo) discuss "The Girl Who Cried Monster," what makes a good meatball, and once again explore the queer subtext of a Goosebump's episode.

Jamie, Sarah, Andrea, Kip, and Jake discuss The Cuckoo Clock of Doom, R.L.'s political leanings, and whether or not they think the titular clock is a phallic symbol.

In the inaugural episode of Listener Beware, Jamie, Sarah, Kip, and Andrea talk about the two-part series premiere of Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask, and what we think of the gay thief Carly Beth