This week’s voicemails include (but are not limited to) going shirtless in your apartment gym, the worst way to get pulled over, one thing we wish we could go back and do/taste/smell for the first time, public displays of simping, Make-A-Wish and you’re dead the next day, egregious things our parents made us wear, realistic good golf scores to shoot, and diaper parties.

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