Christmas trees are a lie. Toddler parenting is hell. Ken Allen was a king amongst orangutans. 

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What's next for the podcast? Watching "Home Alone" as a parent. Do you need the iPhone 16? Fake smart people online. Overcoming holiday hardships. Being a sports fan is stupid.

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Ross addresses the controversy surrounding his Spotify Wrapped, takes his family Christmas tree shopping, discusses Haliey "Hawk Tuah" Welch's memecoin debacle, and speaks on the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination.

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Ross gets a massage, drives a Cybertruck for 30 minutes, takes his wife on a date to a new Dave & Buster's, and trolls his neighborhood HOA.

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Josh Brolin's nicotine habit, man found dead in a Planet Fitness tanning bed, Paul Skenes rookie card sweepstakes, and the origins of the sandwich.

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Kade got a really weird ticket in the mail for improperly passing a school bus, The Rizzler and Costco Guys were on Jimmy Fallon, Australian police recovered 40,000 stolen Bluey coins, and Ross has been sober from alcohol for 7 years now.

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Ross drove a gas-powered Ford Super Duty F-350 and is questioning his entire life as a result. There is an MMA movie called "The Carpenter" coming out where Jesus is a main character. What are political yard signs meant to accomplish? 

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Day 1 of Ross's new morning routine, Kade's haunted house experience, Russell Brand's Christian grift, and Tom Holland's non-alcoholic beer.

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Ross and Kade discuss the backward walking craze, the world's longest-serving death row inmate being acquitted in Japan, the buzz around "Megalopolis," Fat Bear Week coming up, and more.

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Ross and Kade discuss belly button lint, weird dreams, solicitors approaching your car, Moo Deng, and Adrian Wojnarowski's retirement announcement.

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