MERRY CHRISTMAS! On today’s holiday-themed episode, Liam tries to convince us that Santa ties back to psychedelics. We talk iconic Christmas movies, whether or not Jewish people understand the holiday spirit, and we might even play with some Christmas toys.

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Timestamps

(00:00) Merry Christmas

(04:31) - Dino Talk

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Today the boys cover their Mount Rushmore of Hottest Chicks, Pennywise nightmares, and overnight oat recipes. Liam saved our building from being lit on fire, Will unveils his deeply unsettling clay wall of rejected crushes, and Emily does what she does best: repeats a story she already told and tells another story where the best parts are bleeped.

(04:26) - Raking Meat
(06:52) - Welcome to Derry Nightmare
(11:02) - Mount Rushmore Hottest Chicks
(17:46) - Pre COTW Cracker
(19:51) - Overnight Oats
(23:34) - Liam is a Hero
(31:02) - Cracker of the Week
(38:03) - ARC Raiders
(53:01) - Biggest Loser Doc
(53:01) - Binder’s Bleeped Lore
(1:02:44) - YOU ARE NOTHIN
(1:05:13) - Retelling the Story of Binder’s Grandpa & His Illegitimate Child
(1:13:18) - Characters

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Our pals Eilise Patton and Billy Langdon join us and help us share some big news. Eilise just got back from Cancun where her husband may or may not have bought her $1200 earrings, Billy may or may not have new tattoos, and Liam may or may not have had diarrhea in a hot tub.

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(00:00) - Special Surprise Announcement
(00:44) - Billy & Elise Join the Progrum
(16:04) - How Will’s Departure Affected Liam
(19:57) - Movies vs. Billy’s Mom
(25:52) - “$1200 Earrings”
(34:25) - Walking to Work
(38:24) - Elise & Emily Got Dinner
(42:33) - YouTube Wrapped
(51:46) - Pre-Cracker Cracker
(57:05) - Cracker of the Week
(01:03:19) - Roommate Pranks
(01:14:42) - Christmas Gifts
(01:24:00) - Merch Haul

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Will’s back from filming his viral Hollywood movie. Liam is stuck in Stranger Things. Emily is decentering men (or at least trying to) and the boys stomp on her like demogorgons.

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Thanksgiving is around the corner and that means we are all gearing up to reunite with a racist grandpa or pedophile uncle. Have no fear, we are here to guide you through that journey. We also touch on the Epstein emails, Apple TV’s Pluribus, and Liam’s NFL football journey.

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Timestamps

(00:07) – Daniel Radcliffe's Letter
(05:01) – Liam Fell Down the Stairs
(11:14) – Tubi Tyler
(16:07) – Liam’s NFL Football Journey Updates
(19:26) – Liam Is a Thief
(27:17) – Pleribus
(31:55) – Epstein List Updates
(36:11) – Thanksgiving Advice Segment
(49:58) – Cracker of the Week
(55:02) – Characters

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On today's episode, Binder leaks footage of her getting ROBBED, Liam leaks videos of him doing his newest hobby, and Angus leaks a big fat poo. We are also joined by our pal Rusty Featherstone for some more stinky stuff.

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Timestamps

(00:01:39) – Stink Kit
(00:07:24) – Infrared Sauna
(00:11:16) – Binder got ROBBED
(00:22:05) – Binder’s viral audition
(00:24:13) – Liam’s New Hobby
(00:28:47) – Andy Dick
(00:30:56) – Rusty Joins the Pod
(00:35:20) – Willy D did WHAT?!
(00:40:00) – Rusty Went to the UCLA Game
(00:51:19) – Cracker of the Week
(01:00:27) – Characters

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Prince Andrew loses his titles, Binder’s feet are in yogurt, and the gang takes the Enneagram test with wildly different results. Liam’s Halloween costume backfires, Will got swarmed at Six Flags, and Emily’s Instagram feed gets taken over by the Chinese.

Timestamps

(01:36) - Prince Andrew Stripped Of His Titles

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! On today’s episode, the guys are in full costume sharing spooky stories… but Binder is the spookiest of them all with her extensive list of YouTube video ideas from when she was in high school.

(0:23) Costume Reveal

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After releasing his special directed by our pal Tyler Falbo, comedian Matt McCusker joins us to discuss his feelings on the Hawk Tuah girl, the financial reality of comedy specials, and how having kids affects hobbies. and why Jersey is America’s heart. Liam is still off the sauce and Matt teaches us how to tell if your girlfriend is from New Jersey.

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(00:18) - Battlefield
(03:39) - Jack Martin Gave a WEIRD First Impression
(06:42) - Haunted Hay Ride
(12:45) - Over the Garden Wall
(16:23) - We Won an Award?!
(24:17) - Matt McCusker Joins the Pod / Angus Goes Hollywood
(34:59) - Friday Beers Guys Are TALL
(38:29) - Off The Sauce
(39:32) - Falboni Joins the Pod
(42:45) - Hawk Tuah
(47:06) - Crazy Diets
(57:57) - Matt Was A Blogger?!
(1:03:22) - Revenge on a High School Bully
(1:14:46) - Special Intro Mishap
(1:37:45) - Bikes and Scooters
(1:43:04) - Matt Wrote a Book
(1:54:04) - Justice for Bigger Women

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We've switched things up for today with Binder in NYC With Gus. Liam has been getting into women's volleyball, Will explores the benefits of working for ICE, and Binder's date this week might be hitting too close to home.

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(00:33) - Wikifeet

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