On today’s episode, Christian Wilkins kisses his teammate, Davis Clarke poops blood, and David goes to the dentist. Will traces his back problems to his days of high school rowing, Liam is convinced that ring camera alien footage is real, and Andrew steps in for Emily with a tale of a pedophile train conductor.

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We recorded this one at 7:40 AM and it shows. There’s FIFA meltdowns with Falbo, childhood puking trauma, and weapon fantasies. Will is nursing a mysterious foot injury, Liam wants to buy a gun, and Emily reveals her past as a college vape kingpin.

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(06:54) - Puking

(12:30) - Will's Foot X-Ray

(15:04) - Pissing Falbo Off

(18:34) - The Hidden

(22:29) - Hashing Things Out

(25:38) - Harry Potter Reboot

(29:59) - Would Liam Be Able To Rob Binder?!

(33:53) - Liam Wants To Buy A Gun

(41:05) - Robert Pattinson's Batman in DCU

(44:49) - Swamp Thing

(47:37) - COTW?

(50:51) - Characters

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Trump’s explicit Epstein letter, animatronic puppets, and leaking balloon knots— this episode has it all. Liam is hiding from his opps, Will has a barber who also trims his foreskin, and Emily has new downstairs neighbor lore that now includes possible podcast crossover suspects.

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(00:00) - Too many ops

(02:25) - Adam The Animatronic Man

(04:17) - Op Lists

(06:34) - Can You Stop Being A Jackass

(07:42) - More Downstairs Neighbor Lore

(14:25) - World Population

(15:47) - Battle of Ramree Island

(22:04) - Couch Co Op Game

(27:43) - The Faculty

(37:40) - Cheating in School

(40:11) - Uncut Gus

(41:41) - Cracker of the Week

(47:46) - Trump's Letter to Epstein

(57:06) - Characters

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Luke Null joins the pod for an episode that kicks off with satanic literature and ends in grandma orgasms. Luke reads the Devil’s book next to a crying nun on a plane, Will buys a schizophrenic TikTok preacher’s 400-page manifesto, and Liam thinks a tree is God while golfing and screams at an old woman in a pro shop.

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(23:14) - Quarterbacks

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Steph Tolev joins us fresh off her Netflix special to talk zoo gorilla attacks, Blue Man Group drama, and tells the grossest story you've ever heard. Will is getting spooked by Ai, Liam opens up about getting arrested as a teen, and Emily has a security guard.

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(00:00) - Intro

(00:26) - Birthmark on the Butt

(04:53) - Love Island Drama

(06:00) - Weekend Recap: Private Security & Josh Brolin Sighting

(10:20) - Steph Tolev Joins the Pod

(11:49) - Getting a Netflix Comedy Special

(14:00) - Blue Man Group

(17:44) - Tallest Woman in the World

(24:30) - Gorilla Attack?

(27:26) - Steph’s Dog Ate A Condom

(30:11) - Pigman

(33:32) - Edging

(36:26) - Creepy AI

(43:28) - Would You Rather

(44:57) - Stunt Dicks

(47:07) - Fake IDs

(53:11) - Netflix Special Release

(58:25) - Poop Cruise

(1:12:19) - Cracker of the Week

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Karen Read is FREE!!!! Today we break down the messiest parts of the case including Brian Higgins going undercover, disgusting texts about Karen, and why Chloe the dog may be the real suspect. Liam is sick and spiraling, Will considers eating a body to cover up a crime, and Emily has a new fidget toy.

(00:00) - Karen Read is FREE

(11:47) - Brian Higgings Tried To Go Undercover

(15:05) - Michael Proctor's Leaky Poo Texts

(25:43) - Surviving Ohio State

(31:51) - Cutting Falbo's Head Off

(38:41) - Batman Sequel Filming?!

(46:45) - Cracker of the Week

(52:52) - Characters

(1:03:27) - Could Be The Move

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We dive into Trump Mobile, Fortnite distraction theory, and the Batman sequel apocalypse on this week’s ep. Will smoked too much weed and binged Scavenger’s Reign until 8am, Liam returned from a wild weekend of shows in Charleston and Emily is trying to kickstart her TikTok career.

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(00:27) - Trump's Phone Plan

(04:35) - Caitlin Jenner in Tel Aviv

(06:14) - LA Protests

(07:33) - Batman Sequel?

(09:42) - Brandon Sanderson

(15:56) - Liam went to Charleston

(26:12) - Emily Went to Miami

(27:41) - Black Mirror & Crop Circles

(33:16) - Hellen Keller

(39:00) - Jelly Roll

(42:02) - India Air Crash

(44:34) - Cracker of the Week

(50:36) - Exit Rows

(54:02) - More Crackers

(58:08) - Characters

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Fleet Week came early this episode as we unpack a high school cheating story that somehow leads to military service. Will almost quits the pod to join a fake company, Liam thinks he’s turning Japanese, and Binder threw a party to save company morale and gave a guy a tattoo.SUPPORT

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00:00) - Intro

(01:38) - Skyler and the JAPs

(04:50) - I Think I'm Turning Japanese?

(07:29) - EA College Football Gay Cheerleader

(10:08) - Emily's Marine Story

(17:06) - Someone Else Will Raise Your Children For You

(20:07) - Steve McNair Documentary

(20:52) - Demarcus Cousins

(23:10) - Angel Reese

(26:39) - Tunafishing

(28:02) - Bourne Bridge

(31:07) - Will's Wedding Highlights

(33:25) - Will's Prayer Mat

(37:46) - Will Got A Text

(40:27) - Will is a Hero

(41:50) - Stick and Poke

(46:49) - Viral Two Friends Party / Binder Blast

(52:12) - Cracker of the Week

(56:41) - Characters

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Today we dive into Will and Liam’s movie selection process, whether or not Bigfoot is real, and the tragic death of the Sports Science guy. We are joined by special guest Joel Haver, who shares how he made 12 movies in 12 months and his creative approach to animation.

(00:28) RIP John Brenkus

(06:30) Raising Arizona

(09:30) Movie Selection Process

(15:37) Bigfoot

(26:39) Joel Haver Joins The Pod

(28:00) 12 Movies in 12 Months

(34:16) Film School

(44:00) AI is Taking Over

(51:30) Transformers Sketch Idea

(1:13:40) Cracker of the Week

(1:33:18) Google Veo

(1:43:18) Characters

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This week, we talk chainlink fence grip strength, Muscle Beach jack-off rituals, and revisit the Mission Impossible franchise (spoiler: it’s always nukes), Will is constipated, Liam is getting blackout sleeves, and Emily isn’t paying attention to any of this.

(0:00) - Intro

(0:40) - Muscle Beach Routine

(3:38) - Will is Constipated

(6:13) - Airsoft Squirrel Trauma

(13:24) - Ving Rhames’ Hats

(18:06) - Nuking the Pope?

(28:43) - Claymation Suicide Pact

(30:11) - Cracker of the Week

(35:49) - Liam’s Mission Impossible Sketch Idea

(42:11) - Vapors of New York

(45:52) - Characters

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