Literarily Speaking

Look at that, two episodes released within the same week of each other! It must be a new record. Welcome to the TCT, the show where Emma & Hanah speak and assume it's factual and accurate. This week, the girls take on the persona of Ask Polly and answer (random strangers') questions about friendships. Plus, Hanah's harrowing experience with a sus bartender and bouncer and Emma's attempts to hold the scraps of her life together with scotch tape. Get in here, ya nut!

The girls...the girls are back in town! And they're bringing Toxicitea Part 2 with 'em! Hanah & Emma always have more to say on toxic behavior in the romantic sphere, so this week they made it a point to bring toxicity to the longsode stage rather than in a Quicktea. Join the girls as they talk Hanah's shocking new hobby, manipulation, the fallacy that hot people don't get cheated on, and more! Grab your mug and get on in here!

Heckin' Happy New Year, TEAm! Welcome to the TCT's very first, very extra special episode of 2022! We are so happy and excited that you've stuck with us this long and continue to feed our fragile egos by continuing to listen and interact with us. This week, Emma & Hanah discuss just a whole plethora of topics: favorite games, saucy work parties, future career plans, their regret over wearing a hoodie that says "kidnap me" on runs, and more! Let's raise a toast to this new year, and start it off with this new episode! Get on in here, ya nut!

Oh hey, we didn't see you there. Well, while you're here, you may as well stick around and listen to the latest Quicktea episode, wherein Hanah and Emma discuss the finer details of a toxic relationship. In part 1, the girls address a specific aspect of social media in relationships. We're not going to tell you which part because then you won't have to listen and we want you to also hear their comments about selling foot pics online. Listen now (or else)!

"Emma and Hanah," you've been asking us, "WHERE were you for the abroadsode? Stop teasing us!" Okay, we've held you in suspense long enough. The TCT was in....COPENHAGEN! And boy did we come back with some stories for you. From un-openable doors to Emma's harem of husbands, there's a lot to be found in the Abroadsode. Get your passports ready and hop in!

Hellooooo TEAm! Did you miss us? We missed you! Emma and Hanah have been just so utterly inundated with work, school, being abroad, and generally existing, but they're back (and slightly hungover) with a Quicktea! Do you remember your clubbing phase? Taking hours to get ready just to sweat on a crowded dance floor, pay too much for drinks, and regret wearing the shoes you chose? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and so does the TCT. Join the girls in talking the dream of meeting That Special Someone on a night out and the woes that came along with it. Let's get some tea!

Well Well Well, if it isn't the TCT back again with another episode! Aren't you soooo excited to see (er...hear) us? We're excited to talk to you! Or is it talking at you? Potato, Potato. This week, Hanah & Emma talk about the scariest and spookiest thing that even Halloween can't bring you: Adulting! The girls chit and chat the woes of being a Grown Human with Responsibilities that we can all relate to, like having smaller social circles, bills on bills on bills, and how hard it is to get laundry done (if you're Emma). Get on over here and sip with us!

Dun da da DAAHHH! It's a Quicktea! And boys oh boys does the TCT have a surprise for you! Hanah and Emma have had a lot to say about dating: what to do (Hanah's expertise), what not do do (Emma's forte), etc. BUT! The TCT has never before featured the male dating perspective...UNTIL NOW. That's right, TEAm, this week's Quicktea is taken over by the Testostertonies, a male-hosted podcast that has some interesting insight into the world of the male mind. Come on over to the table and listen to men talk - something that doesn't happen nearly often enough!

What a heckin' week it's been, TEAm. First, the girls couldn't access their audios. Then, Emma procrastinated her thesis and spent all week scrambling to write the first quarter. What's next, having to be functional adult humans in society?! All that to say, we'resorrythisweek'sepisodeissolatepleasecontinuetoloveus. This week, Hanah & Emma bring you the primest of content with what they bought recently on Amazon (ha ha see what we did there?), discuss what it's like to be a woman in a male-dominated workplace, and react to stories of people who were The Other Woman. What are you waiting for, a timely episode release? Click 'play'!

In a near-disaster, the TCT could not access their hosting site last week and almost lost everything, which should hopefully distract you, dear listener, from this latent Quicktea posting! In this Quicktea, Emma and Hanah do what they do best: talk! Covering a myriad of topics, the girls invite you to come along for the ride! Click "play" now (or else)!