Literarily Speaking

Look! An on-time episode! This week, the TCT brings you Hanah and Emma's much-sought-after (semi)professional opinions and thoughts on the Wellness Industry: its motives, its absurdity, its merge with the Diet Industry, and more. Plus, a delishush new pun (spelled as though we were Sean Connery - this is relevant we swear) and suggestions for the next AquaMan film. Press 'Play' and get to sippin'!

Just like your period, we're better late than never. Welcome back to the TCT! This week, Hanah & Emma jump to Society Page 6 and talk the Met Gala and why events like this have any hype at all. The answer? Exclusivity. Plus, Emma shares exciting career news and Hanah reveals how her coworkers weren't alive for the Lion King premier. Get to sippin'!

The TCT is like a fine wine - it's better the longer you wait. We totally mean that and are not just saying it because this week's episode is a day behind. This week, Emma and Hanah reflect on their past selves and answer advice from them to them that they wish they'd had the foresight to ask back then. They also ask each other questions that could be relevant and beneficial to their future selves (but we all know Emma and she will probably not follow any good advice beyond, "you should totally buy that.") Plus, a Song Quiz where the girls show their age. Press Play and settle in!

In this (super scientifically backed) episode, take a journey with Emma & Hanah as they give you the fairly shallow traits that guarantee a person will ruin your life. Bedazzled jean pockets? Life Ruiner. Snakeskin boots? Life Ruiner. Name starts with a J? RUN for the hills! Plus, the girls list their top 3 toxic celebrity crushes and Hanah analyzes Emma's toxic traits when it comes to social media interactions. Disclaimer: Emma had to record this episode at work, so the TCT formally apologizes for the less-than-stellar audio quality on her end. Now get your mugs and press "play"!

The girls have heard more than one man say, "women are so confusing!" And the girls have responded, "not really." But in an effort to assuage the the burning desire to understand women, Emma & Hanah bring you: Best Kept Girls' Secrets, Pt. 2! (Sorry, ladies. The people want to know.) In thus Quicktea you'll find at least 4 secrets that were previously locked tight in the vault, which can only be opened once a year lest the men find out we can shape-shift and tell the Church (IYKYK). Get a (small) cup of your desired libation and press "play"!

*Insert confetti and noisemakers here* IT'S THE TCT'S 50TH EPISODE! Can you believe? Emma and Hanah have managed to say thought-provoking, insightful, funny things (at least in our opinions)50 times! We hope the TEAm enjoys this 50th-themed episode, wherein Hanah and Emma ask themselves some questions designed to test their self-knowledge. Plus, Emma fights with a random woman in the park and Hanah has her own episode of Extreme Home Makeover. Get your 50th cup of tea and tune in!

Emma and Hanah are truly sorry for their lack of tea and will therefore continue to bless you and fill your cup with a double-dose of quick tea this week! Grab your mug and listen to the girls discuss the truth about pregnancy fears, women's sizing, and what we can do to support the women around us. Drink deep and don't be silly geese!

A tisket, a tasket, a Quicktea! The TCT is back with their highly-anticipated minisodes! In this Quicktea, the gals discuss trauma responses: what they are, where they're from, what they did, do you promise you still love us? In all seriousness, everyone gives in to trauma responses whether they know it or not. It is the TCT's hope that this episode gives you some insight into your own responses so you can recognize them. Name your brain and sit down with the girls!

Wow, what a week it's been! The gals are so sorry to have been absent recently; sometimes life happens and the production team still consists of only Emma and Hanah. They have been fired and rehired, as is expected. In this full-length episode, the girls give the people what they want: a look inside the female brain. They answer the question Mel Gibson presented to the world in the year 2000: What Do Women Want? Specifically, what do women want in relationships, be it romantic or platonic? Get a cup of joe and a notepad and get ready to sip!

Snaps for Emma & Hanah for two consecutive weeks of getting an episode out on time! This week, the girls dive into feelings versus love. How do you tell the two apart? Why do so many people think they're the same? Is Emma capable of experiencing either of them? Plus, a fun game of Word Football and Hanah's narration of what happens when Emma gets a text from an unsaved number. Get your extinguishers 'cuz we're comin' in hot!