I know a guy who went to Paris and spent most of his time there watching German television off the satellite. He flew into Paris, checked into the hotel, napped, showered, and as he was dressing to go out, turned on the TV and started flipping through the channels --- you know, as one does --- and suddenly caught a few seconds of what looked like a German talk show with a host doing a weird German version of David Letterman --- same vocal intonation, same staccato laugh, same sing-songy repetition of key comic phrases --- except in German...