SCPs are on the loose and it's up to the three random techs who were nearby to try and contain them!

This episode contains 2000% of your annually recommended French accents, gender neutral robots, and copyright free book settings

Horror and frights galore occur as three products of their time find themselves aboard the recently sunk Titanic, which inexplicably is back!

It takes more than death to keep down everyone's favorite group of blundering pirates! Unfortunately, not everything is as it should be in heaven, and it will take all hands-on deck to deal with the paranormal crisis!

Three humans find themselves in the strange land of Bikini Bottom. To survive, they must do the unspeakable - get a real job!!!

After a bit of a sabbatical, we're back with another hilarious episode! Three candy people must survive the deadly games of Lord Licorice in a Candyland you probably wouldn't let your kids play!

We DO NOT play as three emotions in the mind of a coma patient, we ARE NOT pursued by Love, and it certainly IS NOT Opposite Day!

BTS/Trivia: Zest was originally pitched as having 2.5 kids, per his role as a boring, average dad. While we paired it down to one kid in the episode, Trey picked the only one of the three names suggested that had nothing to do with Zest and was included as a joke: Passion, Affection, and Angst.

This was our longest unedited episode at 2 hr 50 min. A lot of banter, bickering, and discussing plans on who we would recruit got cut to make it better paced and around the same length as the other episodes.

This episode spawned a discussion on us banning some tropes we were seeing: cool it with the abusive parents and Tegan's character betraying the party.

Chernobyl has lain dormant for decades. It would be a pity if three YouTubers showed up and caused some problems . . .

BTS/Trivia: We had recorded a different episode 6 with Caleb as DM and Alex as a player, which we scrapped because we felt it was a big step down in quality from our previous episodes (it may resurface as bonus content at some point).

Halfway through recording this episode, we found it had stopped recording ten minutes in. We debated scrapping the episode, but knew our moral was already low, so decided to push through with a summary of the first half and a continuation of the episode.

This is the only episode under an hour.

Episode edited by Timothy

Music and thumbnail by Trey

In what we consider our funniest episode to date; three bumbling pirates seek redemption for their crimes. But watch out - the commadore and Davy Jones are just around the corner!

BTS/trivia: Scarlet is one of the only player characters to have a definitive age - although never mentioned in the episode itself - during character creation she is canonically established as 19.

Before agreeing to play the podcast’s first female player character, Timothy’s initial idea was to play a conscripted banker named Mr. Billington.

This is currently our longest edited episode, although we’ve had longer uncut episodes since then.

Episode edited by Timothy

Music and thumbnail created by Trey

In this one-shot, 4 Hobbits take on an army of orcs at the deadly Hackshire Ridge. We will need to dig deep, not only to survive, but to give the performance of a lifetime!

BTS/trivia: We accidentally had the gain on our mikes set to 100%, so some of our audio ended up unintelligible, and this became the first episode we needed to re-record some of our dialogue.

Caleb originally wanted us to manage a disastrous dinner party, but we argued it wasn’t in the spirit of the prompt and heavily encouraged/forced him to make it a war-themed episode.

This is technically not the first time Alex has appeared on this podcast, because he was actually a player in our unreleased test episode.

This episode is the favorite episode of one of our moms.

Episode edited by Timothy

Thumbnail and music by Trey