Live Free, Twi Hard

HOOOOOOO BOY GUYS WE ARE FINALLY AT THE HOME STRETCH!!!

Please just us, your favorite idiots, as we begin our final descent - the first half of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. If you were worried that there wasn't gonna be any fucking in this one, please do not worry because there is definitely plenty of gross fucking and also MORTY WON'T STOP GROWING??? SHIT!!!! LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES!!

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OH GOD there's a whole other half of this movie!!! Shit!!!

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HEY WE'RE STILL A PODCAST!!!

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WHAT'S UP STINKY PEOPLE!!! Your overly supportive friends are back and they are finally going to finish talking about the second half of Twilight: Eclipse! Hooray! Gary and Charlie finally learn what the heck is so darn weird about this movie and also how Jasper loves the confederacy! So quirky! Lesbian dive kicks ensure, Bella gets delivered like an italiano pizza pie!!! A lot of things happen!! Don't get cold feet ;-) dive right into episode 6 of the pod now!!

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Y'all aren't gonna believe this but it turns out they made ANOTHER Twilight movie???? This one is called "Eclipse" and we decided that we should probably watch this one too. Your hosts discuss how significantly more shit Jacob sucks in this movie, Michael's Favorite Mommy gets a special new segment, Jameson keeps talking like a cowboy (like Jasper??) and Charlie does ASMR mouth sound crimes. PLEASE ENJOY OUR FIFTH EPISODE!!!!

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Awwwooooo!!!! What's up, Big Dogs? Your favorite stinky kids are back with part two of their dive into Twilight: New Moon! Soooo much happens in this movie, guys!!! Jacob runs! Edward shows nips! Alice drives! Bella fucking sucks!! What more could you ask for?! Maybe a better movie? Probably! ANYWAY, enjoy the episode!

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What's that, boy?! You're saying it's time for a new episode of your favorite Twilight watch-along podcast, "Live Free, Twi Hard"?! And you can't stop sniffing the asses of Your Boys?! What a good dog!!

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Your friends from Forks, Washington (turns out it's real??) are back and they're ready to finish talking about the second half of the movie "Twilight"! The gang discusses Funyuns, Baseball and 'The Venom' as Bella begins to be pursued by Teen Vogue Vampire and Stink Fan, James. How the heck is she gonna get out of this one?! And should we even care???? WHO KNOWS!!! Listen to find out!!!

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Welcome to the very first episode of Live Free, Twi Hard – a podcast where your overly-supportive friends, Charlie, Jameson, Gary and Michael, walk you through the entirety of the “Twilight’ saga of movies!

In Part 1 of our deep dive into the first Twilight movie, we learn about how special, different and, most importantly, how stinky Bella Swan is! We also discover just how gorgeous and fast Mr. Edward Cullen is!! Wow so fast!!!! Join on us on a trek through the woods we call THE MOVIE CALLED TWILIGHT!

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