LIVE FROM CRAPPER CREEK, ALASKA

This week: Maria wants to be sucked by vampires, Boomers hate Halloween, Glenners rules for Halloween, crappy Halloween traditions and we ask: Is your city haunted?

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS PETTY REASONS FOR BREAKING UPS, A VISIT TO KEN'S CUDDLE BARN, CRINGY MILLENIAL TRENDS AND RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WITH "ASK LOVELY MARIA"

THIS WEEK: WIERD SHIT THAT EXISTS, INTELLIGENT INSULTS, ASK LOVELY MARIA, BMW DRIVERS ARE DOUCHES, AND WE ASK-"IS HE CHEATING?"

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS THINGS THAT ARE OK TO STEAL, ANOTHER EPISODE OF ASK LOVELY MARIA FOR SOME SEX ADVICE, WE LOOK AT OVER RATED LUXURY ITEMS AND FUN WITH VIAGRA JELLY

This week we discuss naked dining, bra stuffing bike racers,gym penis and wicker porn, plus tons more stupid shit

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS: INHERITING CRAP, RUDE CELEBRITIES, TRAVELING WITH OLD PEOPLE-THE BINGO GAME! AND WE TALK....NEWLY ATTACHED PENIS....

THIS WEEK: FUCK MY LIFE,SHITTY SONG LYRICS, FUN AT COMIC CON AND WHY CATS ARE THE DEVIL

THIS WEEK: GREAT THINGS ABOUT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, INAPPROPRIATE BBQ APRON SLOGANS, ONLINE IDIOTS AND-MSG HATES THE GAYS....

THIS WEEK: BAD FIRST DATE CONVERSATION STARTERS, WHITE GUY PHRASES, GIRL FLEXES WITH LOVLEY MARIA AND,....YOUR GRANDFATHER IS A MASS MURDERER.....

THIS WEEK WE TALK ABOUT PARKOUR FOR SENIORS, THE CUDDLE CLUB, SEX ADVICE WITH LOVLEY MARIA AND....FUN WITH KARENS.....